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THERAPIST: Okay.
So, today's session,
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the ten things
you love about each other.
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Theo, you first.
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Sure, um...
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One. I would rather
live with her than a wolf.
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Did you say wolf?
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-Yeah.
-Wow.
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-Well...
-Uh, one. He has arms.
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Well, I saw a documentary once
about a man without arms,
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and it looked
like a difficult life,
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particularly
for the partner, so...
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I like that he has arms.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Arms.
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Two, the shape of her head
is somewhat pleasing...
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...at a distance.
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Three, I have memories
of her being witty.
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Four, she smells pleasant...
on occasion.
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I actually struggled
to write any more.
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Uh, two. His breath
smells like an anchovy
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that's been
on the piss all night.
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Three, the way he laughs
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is like a diseased dog's
death rattle.
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Four, uh, he's a bad father.
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A fucked lover.
A complete deadshit.
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A victim. A loser. A wanker.
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Number ten. "Theo, what a cunt."
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(SNORTS, LAUGHS)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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That wasn't the task.
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Those are things you hate.
It's not funny.
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That is... That's--
That's actually quite funny.
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I see so much resentment
and defensiveness.
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-(BOTH LAUGH)
-An inability to apologize...
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...to share your vulnerability.
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In his defense,
he is a whiny baby,
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so that's vulnerability.
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-(THEO LAUGHS)
-Verbal cruelty.
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In England,
we call that repartee.
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Self-righteousness. Mockery.
An inability to admit wrongs.
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I don't think
you have the capacity
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to fix your problems.
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(CLOCK TICKING)
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IVY: It's terrifying how close
we came to losing each other.
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THEO: Lucky us.
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IVY: Lucky us.
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-IVY: Always have been.
-THEO: Mm.
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IVY: Remember when we met?
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THEO: Good day.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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MAN: So, I think this is
a moment of celebration
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for all of us.
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I think we can be very proud
of this building.
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WOMAN: Congratulations, Darren.
MAN: Congratulations, Darren.
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Cheers, everyone.
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Dear God. He actually means it.
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Theo, what did you say?
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Sorry. I was, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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...just remembering
how we got rid of
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the cascading garden balconies
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so that we are
denying the humans
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who will be living
in these 700 featureless boxes
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the chance to engage
with fresh air, see a horizon,
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or maybe decisively
embrace the moment
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that living in their apartments
makes them want to jump.
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So, really, people,
when you think about it,
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we saved lives.
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To us!
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Right. I mean,
the balcony thing
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is actually a good example,
Theo.
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I detect a note
of bitterness about it.
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-But we all have to...
-(WHISPERS) Oh, fuck.
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...grind ourselves
and our whims as architects
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down to the market's needs...
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(THEO EXHALES)
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Sorry. Um...
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I just need a moment
so I don't kill myself
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in front of my colleagues.
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Interesting.
How would you do it?
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Do you have
a very large knife anywhere?
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I do.
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I need it to finish this though.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'll happily wait.
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What is this?
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Trout carpaccio.
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Oh, wait.
Try it with some of this.
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Mmm.
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Jesus!
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Well, don't give Him credit.
It's all me.
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Dehydrated blackberry
and anchovy.
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I want to put it on there,
but the chef won't let me.
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How can we live like this?
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Me, no cascading
garden balconies.
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You, no dehydrated thingy.
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(LAUGHS)
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Personally, I'm moving
to America next week
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to live free and become a chef.
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Well, maybe I should join you.
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We haven't even had sex yet.
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That's minutes away though.
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Very true.
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Service!
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Join me in the cool room. Um...
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Um... Theo.
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Ivy.
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(GLASS SQUEAKS)
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(HAPPY TOGETHER
BY SUSANNA HOFFS
AND RUFUS WAINWRIGHT PLAYS)
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WOMAN: ♪ Imagine me and you ♪
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♪ I do ♪
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♪ I think about you
Day and night ♪
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♪ It's only right ♪
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♪ To think about
The boy you love ♪
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♪ And hold him tight ♪
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WOMAN AND MAN:
♪ So happy together ♪
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MAN:
♪ If I should call you up ♪
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♪ Invest a dime ♪
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♪ And you say
You belong to me ♪
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♪ And ease my mind ♪
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♪ Imagine how
The world could be ♪
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♪ So very fine ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ I can't see me ♪
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♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ When you're with me ♪
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♪ Baby
The skies will be blue ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ Me and you
And you and me ♪
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♪ No matter how
They toss the dice ♪
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♪ It has to be ♪
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♪ The only one for me is you ♪
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♪ And you for me ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ I can't see me ♪
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♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ When you're with me ♪
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♪ Baby
The skies will be blue ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ Me and you
And you and me ♪
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♪ No matter how
They toss the dice ♪
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♪ It has to be ♪
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♪ The only one for me is you ♪
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♪ And you for me ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ ♪
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IVY:
Who wants
to eat the bus driver?
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-Me!
-(LAUGHTER)
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ROY: So weird, the tall buses.
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GIRL: And why are they red?
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So you can see them,
'cause it's so foggy.
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Well, it's not
so foggy there anymore.
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Not since Jack the Ripper died.
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Look. Try Tower Bridge.
So this is licorice.
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Add this dark chocolate,
this raspberry, and this--
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don't tell anyone--
shrimp powder.
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A fish?
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Depth of flavor
without the fishiness.
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Close your eyes.
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-Gosh!
-Gosh indeed!
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Look, I know it's a museum.
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But it's supposed to represent
a sail on a ship,
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so it should feel like that.
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You should expect pirates
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to come round
the corner at any moment.
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No. I'm joking.
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Look, I want the sail.
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The question you have
to ask yourself is how do you
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-want to live your life?
-(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
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-With courage or without?
-HATTIE: Dad!
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Thank you.
Then I'll send you the numbers.
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-(EXHALES)
-Daddy!
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-We're eating British icons.
-(THEO GRUNTS)
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Caramel miso Buckingham Palace.
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(GRUNTS)
Yes. Of course you are.
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Look.
Big Ben shiso bourbon cookie.
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Sounds good.
(SIGHS)
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I feel dizzy,
and my tongue's fizzing.
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THEO: Yeah.
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Amazing. Of course.
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But, don't you think it might be
a bit of a problem
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turning their blood
40-proof sucrose?
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Don't sugar shame them.
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But it is bad
for their health long-term.
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And they will get fat.
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Buddha was fat.
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And he was great.
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-He was great.
-Ivy.
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Look, they'll learn
to self manage.
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If you restrict things,
it leads to weird obsessions.
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-I feel sick.
-See?
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Ah. I do. I see
a girl learning her limits.
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-(RETCHES)
-ROY: Whoa.
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Lesson learned. Limit reached.
Parenting tick for Mummy.
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ROY: Ugh.
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Oh, dear. Oh, you're fine.
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Can't you just
admit you're wrong?
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On the day that I am, I can.
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But not on the day
I built your building,
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soon to be the eighth
wonder of the world,
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here in Northern California,
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in raspberry shortcake!
(IMITATES CROWD CHEERING)
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Oh, my God. (LAUGHS)
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GIRL: How did you do that, Mom?
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-You know the way to my ego.
-(IVY LAUGHS)
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My God.
Isn't your mummy brilliant?
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'Course she is.
That's a rhetorical question.
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-You are a genius.
-Agreed.
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I feel good to go again.
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THEO: Stomach of Caligula.
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You know the way
to make your daddy proud.
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-Are we ready?
-GIRL: Yes.
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Wait for it.
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Ooh.
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(GRUNTING APPROVINGLY)
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-Oh, my God.
-This is so good.
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Okay. I've gotta have some.
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Raspberries.
Wait, wait, wait. Raspberries.
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-Going in!
-GIRL: Mom, you're allergic.
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-THEO: Ready?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Oh, no.
-(IVY MOANS)
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I am a genius.
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That... is...
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(GAGS SOFTLY)
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(EXHALES) Mmm.
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Divine.
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Maniac.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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-We're going to the beach!
-All right.
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Don't drown.
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IVY: So what are we doing here?
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THEO: Remember
when we had the kids,
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and the patriarchy
sent that note saying,
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"Squash your dreams
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and facilitate
children and husband"?
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Oh, yes. That note.
I remember that note.
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Bit terse.
Quite soul destroying.
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Agreed.
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Well, look at this place.
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It's been closed for a year.
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Maybe a little bit
out of the way.
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But I think it's cool, and I've
got that money from the design.
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For the down payment
on our dream house.
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No.
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My darling, most days
you're making seven
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iconic desserts
for three people.
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Look, the amazing chef
that you are
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and have always wanted to be
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should not be a dream that dies
on the crucifix of family life.
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GIRL: What are you looking at?
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IVY: I love all that though.
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I mean, maybe
for a couple of nights a week.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,769
-I think that's a yes.
-(EXHALES)
258
00:10:43,171 --> 00:10:44,436
Oh, and I know
what we're gonna call it.
259
00:10:44,572 --> 00:10:45,176
You do?
260
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,140
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
261
00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:51,276
(KING OF THE WORLD
BY FIRST AID KID PLAYS)
262
00:10:52,311 --> 00:10:54,651
♪ I keep running around ♪
263
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,952
♪ Trying to find the ground ♪
264
00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,281
♪ But my head is
In the stars ♪
265
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:01,358
-Hello, handsome fellas.
-Wow. All right.
266
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,989
♪ Well, I'm nobody's baby ♪
267
00:11:04,124 --> 00:11:06,124
♪ I'm everybody's girl ♪
268
00:11:06,259 --> 00:11:08,398
♪ I'm the queen of nothing ♪
269
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,829
♪ I'm the king ♪
270
00:11:10,964 --> 00:11:12,931
-Nice!
-Thank you!
271
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,864
♪ Of the world ♪
272
00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:18,435
♪ ♪
273
00:11:19,205 --> 00:11:21,606
Sir. We don't accept coupons.
274
00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:23,011
Yeah, we do.
275
00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:29,248
It's for Bed Bath & Beyond.
276
00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:30,851
We do.
277
00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,147
Oh, Jeff.
We're closing Wednesday night
278
00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:33,917
for Hattie's soccer match.
279
00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:35,656
Right. Of course we are.
280
00:11:36,192 --> 00:11:38,556
Bye, Jeffrey!
Remember that you love me.
281
00:11:38,692 --> 00:11:40,061
Mm-hmm.
282
00:11:41,191 --> 00:11:42,058
THEO: Busy lunch?
283
00:11:42,461 --> 00:11:44,059
-Untroubled by humanity.
-THEO: Hmm.
284
00:11:44,195 --> 00:11:45,194
Maybe it's the name.
285
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,402
How about "We've Got Chlamydia"?
286
00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:48,532
It's catchy.
287
00:11:49,735 --> 00:11:52,673
So, where are we meeting
our wonderful American friends?
288
00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:54,904
(HARD ROCK MUSIC
PLAYS)
289
00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:56,308
(GUNSHOTS)
290
00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,584
-Barry.
-There they are.
291
00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:03,147
What's up, buddy? I was worried.
292
00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:04,613
-You guys are late.
-Sorry.
293
00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:06,619
That's how you lost the
Revolutionary War, am I right?
294
00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:08,120
(ALL LAUGHING)
295
00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:09,822
-Finally, we got you here.
-Yeah.
296
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,489
-Sure.
-Check this out.
297
00:12:12,158 --> 00:12:14,061
Let's do this, motherfucker.
298
00:12:14,197 --> 00:12:16,029
I'm actually not supposed
to do that.
299
00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:17,660
-Come on.
-(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
300
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,699
Okay. This is something
I will never get used to here.
301
00:12:19,835 --> 00:12:21,098
It's fine. It'll be fun.
302
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,765
-(GUNSHOT)
-Oh, fuck!
303
00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:24,869
-Get you all checked in, huh?
-(BULLET CASINGS JINGLE)
304
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,641
The eagles have landed.
305
00:12:26,776 --> 00:12:27,972
-Hi.
-Oh, hey.
306
00:12:28,108 --> 00:12:29,576
-Hi!
-Hi, Sally.
307
00:12:29,711 --> 00:12:30,577
(GUN COCKS)
308
00:12:30,979 --> 00:12:31,977
They've all got their own guns.
309
00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:34,751
-(GUNSHOT)
-Fuck, yeah, they have.
310
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,815
(CHUCKLING)
Hi, guys. How are you?
311
00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:38,552
I-- I need you to know.
312
00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:40,149
I am anti-gun.
313
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:41,990
I am here ironically.
314
00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:45,524
I am doing this as a statement
against guns.
315
00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:47,326
Do you want a Glock?
316
00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:50,467
My father actually killed
an intruder with this one.
317
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:51,767
Or I have a beautiful
318
00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:53,231
Smith & Wesson
you could borrow.
319
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:55,572
Yes. I think I'll take
this black beauty
320
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,936
that's already killed someone.
321
00:12:57,072 --> 00:12:58,535
Actually, I got you something.
322
00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:01,274
You've been here ten years.
It was time.
323
00:13:01,877 --> 00:13:02,906
(VOCALIZES ANGELICALLY)
324
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,911
I'm-- Uh, wow.
325
00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:07,715
-(LAUGHING) Wow. Barry.
-Yeah.
326
00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,116
That is really sweet.
327
00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,847
You didn't tell me
you were gonna do that.
328
00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:12,886
-Yeah, I did. A couple times.
-Gotta stop mumbling, babe.
329
00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:15,256
Anyways, we all loathe guns.
330
00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:16,660
Everybody's got 'em
so what are you gonna do?
331
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,992
Gotta defend yourself.
(LAUGHS)
332
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:20,157
Right. Careful.
It's got a hair trigger.
333
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,392
(IMITATES GUNFIRE RHYTHMICALLY)
334
00:13:22,528 --> 00:13:26,200
-(LAUGHTER)
-(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
335
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:30,138
Okay, a perfect takedown
336
00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:34,109
is groin, elbow,
right eye, in that order.
337
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:38,080
-Sit into it.
-Yup.
338
00:13:41,016 --> 00:13:41,982
(CHEERS ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
339
00:13:42,418 --> 00:13:44,752
Look at that! Five shots.
All to the larynx.
340
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:45,953
It makes him so happy.
341
00:13:46,422 --> 00:13:48,652
Yeah. That wasn't the game.
I said groin first.
342
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,925
Oh, yeah. But I changed it
to larynx and then won.
343
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,659
Come on, Theo and Ivy!
Whoo!
344
00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:54,992
-'Kay.
-Yeah.
345
00:13:55,128 --> 00:13:56,294
Oh! This is my distance.
346
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:57,928
Yes, quickly!
He's getting away!
347
00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,160
(BOTH LAUGHING)
348
00:14:00,196 --> 00:14:03,099
I mean, I really cannot wait
to see this building, Theo.
349
00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:04,368
Sally. Thank you.
350
00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:05,876
BARRY:
It's the talk of the town.
351
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,646
Can Theo Rose encapsulate
our maritime history
352
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,278
in steel, concrete, and wood?
353
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,808
-You know what? I just might.
-(ALL LAUGH)
354
00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:15,683
You know that island
is a historic site?
355
00:14:15,819 --> 00:14:16,786
It's been mentioned.
356
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,356
Don't fuck it up.
Has that been mentioned?
357
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,182
(NERVOUS CHUCKLES)
358
00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:21,653
Actually, yeah, a man did
shout that at us in the street.
359
00:14:21,789 --> 00:14:22,760
Yes.
360
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,561
I thought it looked crazy
beautiful in the designs.
361
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,230
Aw, thank you, Amy.
362
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,066
What? I thought it looked a
little half-assed and simplistic
363
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,403
in its attempt to render
California's history
364
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,435
in some fun form.
365
00:14:35,837 --> 00:14:36,738
No offense.
366
00:14:37,174 --> 00:14:38,642
-Is anyone else getting that?
-Rory.
367
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,140
None taken, due to the fact
368
00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:43,078
that you are so very,
very wrong.
369
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:45,544
I feel that buildings
should be fun
370
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:49,986
and feel temporary and chaotic
and alive and beautiful.
371
00:14:50,121 --> 00:14:52,086
And remind us
of all that humans can
372
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:54,952
and should be
at our very best.
373
00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,356
Oh, my God.
374
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,794
Disagree with all of that.
But, um, good luck.
375
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,224
I'm excited for you, Theodore.
376
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,033
Jesus. Rory, what's up with you?
377
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,296
-THEO: It's okay.
-He's our guest in my home.
378
00:15:03,631 --> 00:15:04,699
-What's the deal?
-I thought I could be honest.
379
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:06,068
Architect to architect.
380
00:15:06,204 --> 00:15:07,735
-(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
-The guy's a star!
381
00:15:07,871 --> 00:15:09,171
Sorry. I kinda do this.
382
00:15:09,306 --> 00:15:10,874
SALLY: Yeah.
We are excited for you, Theo.
383
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:11,904
You know,
when we worked together,
384
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,039
I was like, "This guy...
385
00:15:13,174 --> 00:15:15,040
is gonna do something special."
386
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,537
How? How did you know?
387
00:15:16,672 --> 00:15:17,679
Maybe after this, you will.
388
00:15:17,815 --> 00:15:19,450
To Theo. Hear, hear.
389
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,716
SALLY: Yes. To Theo.
390
00:15:20,851 --> 00:15:21,884
Thank you. Thank you.
391
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:22,980
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-Ooh.
392
00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:24,989
This is weird.
393
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,619
Oh, I should--
I should get this.
394
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:30,187
What?
395
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,823
(WHISPERING)
Let's get out of here.
396
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:32,759
Uh...
397
00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:33,727
Uh, okay.
398
00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:35,761
Oh. Oh, God.
399
00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:36,797
Um...
400
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,437
Jiminy Cricket.
That's pretty-- pretty serious.
401
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,967
No, we will. Yeah.
402
00:15:41,102 --> 00:15:42,497
We-- we've got to go.
403
00:15:42,632 --> 00:15:43,532
-Everything okay?
-What?
404
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:46,166
Well, uh, a few years ago
in England, um...
405
00:15:46,302 --> 00:15:49,678
we helped an escaped convict
who was hiding out on the moors.
406
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:50,881
We gave him food,
407
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,314
read him sonnets,
and then he was gone. Poof.
408
00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,449
But, apparently,
he's turned up at our home here,
409
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:59,991
and he has a rucksack
full of coke and a sword.
410
00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:03,588
-So... we'll call you.
-Oh...
411
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:06,120
Well, let us know
if you need help with the coke.
412
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,796
IVY: Really? A rucksack
full of coke and a sword?
413
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:13,036
(BOTH LAUGHING)
414
00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:14,802
Thank you for lying
so badly for me.
415
00:16:14,938 --> 00:16:17,069
For you, dear, anything.
416
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:19,109
I do believe that's true.
417
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,177
It really is.
418
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,216
MALE ANNOUNCER: In
the East Bay Maritime Museum,
419
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:30,112
architect Theo Rose
has created a new form,
420
00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:33,857
a groundbreaking design
that celebrates those sailors
421
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,185
who quested into the unknown.
422
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:39,759
THEO: And as they sailed from
California into the open sea
423
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:43,868
with courage and curiosity
about what was possible...
424
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:49,271
Well, I felt that the building
had to do the same.
425
00:16:50,941 --> 00:16:52,310
BARRY: There he is.
426
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,642
Theo!
427
00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:55,479
Amazing building, buddy.
428
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,779
You are about to leave
an indelible mark on the earth.
429
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,247
Oh, man. Thank you.
430
00:17:00,382 --> 00:17:02,218
Yeah. Not everyone does,
you know.
431
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:06,422
Most people just push paper
and small talk, have dull sex.
432
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,352
Leave nary a dent. (LAUGHS)
433
00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:12,525
Makes you wonder. (SIGHS)
What's the point?
434
00:17:14,361 --> 00:17:16,096
-Are you okay?
-Hmm?
435
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:17,496
Oh, yeah. I'm great. Great.
436
00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,700
I heard that
on a podcast or something.
437
00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:20,804
Okay.
438
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,001
I was like,
"Thank God that's not me!"
439
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,170
(BOTH LAUGH)
440
00:17:25,472 --> 00:17:27,705
(CERTAINTY BY BIG THIEF PLAYS)
441
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,911
♪ Name on the line
Last request ♪
442
00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:36,719
♪ Pull the car over
To find some rest ♪
443
00:17:36,854 --> 00:17:38,251
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
444
00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:40,487
♪ Saying I love you ♪
445
00:17:41,222 --> 00:17:44,920
(THUNDER CONTINUES)
446
00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:46,764
REPORTER: Breaking news:
A historic storm
447
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,195
hits Northern California.
448
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,193
Major freeways are shut down
449
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:52,532
due to high winds
and torrential rains
across the region.
450
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:55,029
-(CAR HORNS HONKING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
451
00:17:55,938 --> 00:17:57,003
Oh, shit.
452
00:17:57,139 --> 00:17:58,274
JEFFREY: Just a sec.
453
00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:00,802
They closed the freeway,
454
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,977
so they are funneling
traffic down this road.
455
00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:04,877
I mean, actual customers.
456
00:18:05,012 --> 00:18:06,215
Shit.
457
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,581
-(CAR HORN HONKS)
-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
458
00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:10,680
That's her.
459
00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,658
Pardon my French, but the way
that the wind catches the sail
460
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,317
is whimsical as fuck.
461
00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:16,289
(WIND WHISTLING)
462
00:18:16,424 --> 00:18:18,056
-Yeah.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
463
00:18:18,192 --> 00:18:19,460
Oh, it's Ivy.
464
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,157
-Hello.
-People are here.
465
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:25,668
The San Francisco Chronicle
food critic is here.
466
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:26,868
That's amazing.
467
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:28,804
No. Neither is amazing.
468
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,598
People here is bad.
469
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,706
Her being here is badder.
470
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,574
Are you stoned?
471
00:18:35,372 --> 00:18:36,672
Yeah.
472
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:38,913
-(THEO LAUGHS)
-Is that bending?
473
00:18:39,082 --> 00:18:40,314
Look. You can do this.
474
00:18:40,449 --> 00:18:42,644
No, I disagree.
I think I might...
475
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,187
I might set a fire
in the kitchen
476
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,988
and let it break
into the dining room,
477
00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:47,122
and then they'll all leave.
478
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:48,951
It's okay. I've got this.
I've got this.
479
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,619
My darling, no review
can hurt a business
480
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,324
that only does 30 covers a week.
481
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,855
That's actually a good point.
482
00:18:54,124 --> 00:18:55,465
THEO: Just cook
like you do for me.
483
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,792
Aw.
484
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,535
Like I'm trying
to make her fuck me.
485
00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,566
Yeah!
486
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,601
Yeah, okay.
487
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,770
I love you.
488
00:19:03,906 --> 00:19:06,841
Never leave me, but when you do,
will you kill me on the way out?
489
00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:07,877
Will do.
490
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,571
(WHISPERS) Okay, thank you. Bye.
491
00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:11,479
-(CHUCKLES)
-(PHONE BEEPS)
492
00:19:11,614 --> 00:19:14,383
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
493
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,748
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
494
00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:20,314
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
495
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,154
No.
496
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:22,857
(METALLIC CLANKING AND WHINING)
497
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,327
Oh, my God!
498
00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:27,121
Oh, that shit is coming down.
499
00:19:27,256 --> 00:19:28,956
It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be okay.
500
00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:31,433
It's a sail.
It was built to move.
501
00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:33,661
-It's not gonna fall.
-I think it might.
502
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:34,928
It's-- It's not gonna fall.
503
00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:36,740
-(CROWD YELLING)
-No, no. Stop filming, guys!
504
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,708
(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS)
505
00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:40,035
Cute place.
506
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,576
Eat that first and then that.
507
00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:46,174
Squeeze that on that.
And that's salt I made.
508
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:49,045
I came when I first tried it.
No promises for you.
509
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:52,520
Sexuality's vast and
idiosyncratic but... (CHUCKLES)
510
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:57,587
Eat and go. Okay, bye.
511
00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:58,620
THEO: It's gonna be okay.
512
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,328
-It's not gonna fall.
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
513
00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:01,824
-Stop! Stop!
-Don't film my friend!
514
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,068
Don't film!
Seriously. Don't film!
515
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,061
-(CROWD YELLING)
-Come on! Quit it!
516
00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:11,165
(INDISTINCT EXCLAMATIONS)
517
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,003
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
518
00:20:15,638 --> 00:20:16,612
Oh, my God!
519
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,107
Oh, no!
520
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,746
Oh!
521
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,012
(CROWD SCREAMING)
522
00:20:25,122 --> 00:20:27,324
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
523
00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:34,155
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
524
00:20:49,077 --> 00:20:50,204
Theo!
525
00:20:51,508 --> 00:20:52,344
Theo?
526
00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:54,577
-All right, come on!
Don't film!
-It's not gonna fall.
527
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,777
BARRY: All right? Stop!
528
00:20:55,913 --> 00:20:57,011
THEO: It's not gonna fall.
529
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,249
THEO: Jesus Christ!
Somebody! Please!
530
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,221
Stop.
531
00:21:00,357 --> 00:21:02,317
Come on, guys. It's not funny.
532
00:21:02,753 --> 00:21:04,792
(SHOUTS AND WHIMPERS)
533
00:21:04,928 --> 00:21:05,830
Hi!
534
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,454
THEO: Fuck! No, no, no!
535
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:10,292
Are you still watching that?
You've been up all night.
536
00:21:10,428 --> 00:21:12,368
-Help me!
Don't fucking film me!
-Uh, Possibly.
537
00:21:12,503 --> 00:21:13,696
BARRY:
That shit is coming down.
538
00:21:13,831 --> 00:21:15,130
You need to stop watching that.
539
00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:18,040
I don't understand it.
It should have held.
540
00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:19,541
It was just a freak storm.
541
00:21:19,676 --> 00:21:23,038
Cheap fucking steel,
I bet, or... something?
542
00:21:23,174 --> 00:21:24,915
I mean, I wanted it
to have movement,
543
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,077
just not fucking set sail.
544
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,080
I know.
Are you sure you're all right?
545
00:21:30,349 --> 00:21:31,119
Hmm?
546
00:21:31,555 --> 00:21:32,948
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I'll be-- I'll be fine.
547
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,023
You know,
water off a duck's back.
548
00:21:35,159 --> 00:21:37,322
Just a bump in the road.
549
00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:39,522
Sorry. You wanted
to tell me something.
550
00:21:39,658 --> 00:21:40,587
I heard you yelling.
551
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:43,097
-Nothing. Can't recall.
-(GASPS)
552
00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,767
Your review. How is it?
553
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,732
It's not really worth reading.
554
00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:48,297
Not while you're going
through this.
555
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,439
Ivy.
556
00:21:52,537 --> 00:21:53,740
(THEO GASPS)
557
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,009
-This is amazing.
-It's just a dumb review.
558
00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,074
It's the same thing
as your thing, my darling.
559
00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:01,781
It's gonna
be forgotten tomorrow.
560
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:04,245
Today's news,
tomorrow's fish and chips.
561
00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:07,490
(GROANING) Eh...
562
00:22:09,285 --> 00:22:11,594
Is he all right?
I mean, what's he say?
563
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:14,732
He doesn't, really.
And it seems rude to ask.
564
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,024
You're his wife.
565
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,925
And you don't
usually mind being rude.
566
00:22:18,061 --> 00:22:19,669
He's crushed and embarrassed,
567
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:23,034
and I don't wanna make it worse
by making him talk about it.
568
00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:26,103
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)
569
00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:28,502
THEO (RHYTHMICALLY):
It's not gonna fall.
570
00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:30,070
It's not gonna fall.
571
00:22:30,506 --> 00:22:31,905
BARRY (RHYTHMICALLY):
I think it might.
572
00:22:32,508 --> 00:22:33,946
THEO (RHYTHMICALLY):
It's not gonna fall.
573
00:22:34,549 --> 00:22:35,581
It's not gonna fall.
574
00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:37,586
BARRY (RHYTHMICALLY):
That shit is coming down.
575
00:22:38,221 --> 00:22:39,917
(DOOR THUDS OPEN)
576
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,353
You said we could go have lunch
at the shack.
577
00:22:42,489 --> 00:22:43,389
Come on, Dad.
578
00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:45,253
BARRY (RHYTHMICALLY):
I think it might.
579
00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:49,092
Okay. I'll go get dressed.
580
00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:51,233
My God.
581
00:22:51,602 --> 00:22:52,695
(CAN'T DO MUCH
BY WAXAHATCHEE PLAYS)
582
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,098
You need to come out here.
583
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,809
WOMAN: Oh, my gosh! Hi!
584
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:03,337
-What do they want?
-Food.
585
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,142
Your food.
586
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:10,812
(PATRONS CHATTERING)
587
00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:14,782
♪ Nullify ♪
588
00:23:14,918 --> 00:23:16,453
♪ I want you ♪
589
00:23:16,588 --> 00:23:18,627
(EXHALES)
590
00:23:19,624 --> 00:23:24,567
♪ ♪
591
00:23:27,899 --> 00:23:29,031
You know what we should do?
592
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,433
We should have
a little sing along.
593
00:23:30,568 --> 00:23:31,504
Sure.
594
00:23:32,006 --> 00:23:34,110
Let's-- Let's sing,
um, um, um, "Bananas"?
595
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,813
-Yeah.
-Definitely.
596
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,644
(THEO VOCALIZES)
597
00:23:37,779 --> 00:23:40,812
♪ Yes, we have no bananas ♪
598
00:23:40,948 --> 00:23:43,648
♪ We have no bananas today ♪
599
00:23:43,783 --> 00:23:45,249
Oh, I know. How about opera?
600
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:48,920
(OPERATICALLY)
♪ Yes, we have no bananas ♪
601
00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:50,461
-No. I'm so sorry.
-Is that one nine?
602
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,721
-(PHONES RINGING)
-The website crashed.
603
00:23:51,856 --> 00:23:52,755
Reservation for when?
604
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:53,821
We're booked out
for two months.
605
00:23:53,956 --> 00:23:55,257
No, I am so sorry.
606
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,928
We could open
for more than three days a week.
607
00:23:57,063 --> 00:23:58,994
-(PHONES RINGING)
-Right. Okay. Wow.
608
00:23:59,129 --> 00:24:00,597
I am just seeing
tips everywhere,
609
00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:01,699
like I am a stripper
610
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:03,331
and a convention is in town.
611
00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:05,566
Service, Jeffrey.
612
00:24:05,702 --> 00:24:06,771
Coming!
613
00:24:07,373 --> 00:24:10,976
(HIGH-PITCHED)
♪ We have no bananas today ♪
614
00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:13,875
-(PHONE CHIME PLAYS)
-♪ Hello ♪
615
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:14,885
DAVE: Hello, Theo.
616
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,110
Hi, Dave.
617
00:24:16,312 --> 00:24:18,316
Hi, uh... uh, boss.
How you doing?
618
00:24:18,451 --> 00:24:21,315
DAVE:
Thank God no one was hurt.
Are you okay?
619
00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:24,688
Uh, no, I'm-- I'm okay.
I'm, uh-- I'll bounce back.
620
00:24:24,957 --> 00:24:26,263
DAVE: Not with us, you won't.
621
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,959
I told you that dumb-ass sail
622
00:24:28,094 --> 00:24:30,057
on top of the building
was dangerous.
623
00:24:30,193 --> 00:24:32,095
The engineers are blaming you.
624
00:24:32,231 --> 00:24:33,998
Someone's gotta
go down for this.
625
00:24:34,134 --> 00:24:35,900
Look, personally,
I feel for you.
626
00:24:36,202 --> 00:24:38,799
I mean,
some people would be suicidal.
627
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:39,800
Are you, Dad?
628
00:24:39,935 --> 00:24:41,043
What? No!
629
00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:42,441
What's suicidal?
630
00:24:42,577 --> 00:24:43,673
He's gonna kill himself.
631
00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:44,775
Because of the building?
632
00:24:45,244 --> 00:24:46,950
DAVE: Oh, shit.
Are you with your kids?
633
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,519
(EXHALES)
634
00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:50,484
Look... (STAMMERS)
635
00:24:50,853 --> 00:24:51,946
Don't listen
to what he said, okay?
636
00:24:52,082 --> 00:24:53,750
All right? I'm-- I'm fine.
637
00:24:53,885 --> 00:24:56,422
It is just a building.
638
00:24:56,557 --> 00:24:57,793
I don't even care.
639
00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:00,321
Is that why it fell down?
Because you didn't care?
640
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,790
No, I fucking gave
my lifeblood to it.
641
00:25:01,926 --> 00:25:03,296
It was everything to me.
642
00:25:03,431 --> 00:25:06,130
(PANTING)
643
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,402
(CAR DINGING)
644
00:25:15,443 --> 00:25:16,514
(EXHALES)
645
00:25:18,812 --> 00:25:20,445
Fuck.
(PANTING)
646
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:23,281
(THEO GROANING)
647
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:27,220
Jesus. That fucking sail!
648
00:25:27,355 --> 00:25:28,488
(SOBS)
649
00:25:28,623 --> 00:25:29,685
Is he killing himself?
650
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:31,357
(THEO CRYING)
651
00:25:31,492 --> 00:25:32,629
I can't see.
652
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,458
(PANTING)
653
00:25:39,301 --> 00:25:40,061
Kids.
654
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,336
-(PHONES RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
655
00:25:42,572 --> 00:25:44,403
-Hi, Mom!
-Hey!
656
00:25:44,672 --> 00:25:46,133
Wow! Look at this place!
657
00:25:46,669 --> 00:25:48,508
Why are you dirty
and missing clumps of hair?
658
00:25:48,643 --> 00:25:49,776
Am I? That's strange.
659
00:25:50,078 --> 00:25:51,873
Oh, I had the car window open.
Strong wind.
660
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,309
Got fired actually.
661
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,778
And he's suicidal.
Would that make us orphans?
662
00:25:55,914 --> 00:25:57,053
No, you'd still have me.
663
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,645
-Fired?
-Shoo.
664
00:25:59,181 --> 00:26:00,213
Look, you're very busy.
665
00:26:00,782 --> 00:26:02,785
We'll sit down and eat,
and I'll look for a new job.
666
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:03,884
Are you all right?
667
00:26:04,286 --> 00:26:05,462
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
668
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,958
I mean,
it's like my grandma said,
669
00:26:07,428 --> 00:26:09,196
"Life's cruel, nobody really
wants you for who you are,
670
00:26:09,331 --> 00:26:11,263
and then you die in pain seeking
solace that will never come."
671
00:26:11,398 --> 00:26:14,638
So... you know, maybe
my expectations were too high.
672
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:17,102
Oh, God.
673
00:26:18,337 --> 00:26:19,869
Do you sell negronis,
and is there a limit
674
00:26:20,005 --> 00:26:21,706
on how many one can drink?
675
00:26:21,842 --> 00:26:24,142
Go sit down. Go sit down.
676
00:26:25,245 --> 00:26:27,310
-(UTENSILS CLANKING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
677
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,514
-I'm winning.
-Nuh-uh.
678
00:26:29,649 --> 00:26:30,577
Yeah-huh.
679
00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:32,447
Told you.
680
00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:37,722
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
681
00:26:37,858 --> 00:26:39,987
-Hi. Oh, guys.
-Bravo!
682
00:26:40,123 --> 00:26:42,461
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
683
00:26:42,597 --> 00:26:43,497
Okay. Thanks.
684
00:26:43,933 --> 00:26:45,002
Thank you so much.
Thanks for coming.
685
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:46,234
Thank you.
686
00:26:46,436 --> 00:26:47,495
They love you.
687
00:26:47,963 --> 00:26:48,831
Awkward.
688
00:26:48,967 --> 00:26:50,773
No. I think it's great.
689
00:26:52,607 --> 00:26:53,507
Are you okay?
690
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:55,145
-Are you really fired?
-Yeah.
691
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,648
Oh, Theo. I'm so sorry.
692
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,915
Yes, well...
693
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:03,782
No point dwelling on that
when you are a huge hit.
694
00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:05,623
We should be dwelling on that.
695
00:27:06,788 --> 00:27:07,920
You needed a rest anyway.
696
00:27:08,056 --> 00:27:09,351
And I'm going
to get one because
697
00:27:09,487 --> 00:27:11,523
no one's going
to hire me for a long time.
698
00:27:11,658 --> 00:27:12,591
(INHALES)
699
00:27:12,726 --> 00:27:14,161
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
700
00:27:14,964 --> 00:27:16,192
Well, maybe I could
open more often,
701
00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:18,098
'cause the phones
are going crazy.
702
00:27:19,068 --> 00:27:21,268
I could do this
and pay the bills for a bit.
703
00:27:21,403 --> 00:27:24,700
Just a bit. And you could--
you could look after the kids.
704
00:27:24,835 --> 00:27:26,237
Oh...
705
00:27:26,373 --> 00:27:29,805
I-- I could build children
instead of houses.
706
00:27:30,141 --> 00:27:32,008
I love how free they are.
707
00:27:32,644 --> 00:27:34,711
Yeah, well, enjoy it.
They're gonna get arrested soon.
708
00:27:34,846 --> 00:27:36,748
(TRICKLING)
709
00:27:37,284 --> 00:27:39,321
And we just do it
for a little while.
710
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:40,519
It's not forever.
711
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,393
Maybe I've been resisting
my genius for too long.
712
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,454
-I've always said that.
-Yeah.
713
00:27:46,729 --> 00:27:48,692
No one can defeat us, Theo.
714
00:27:49,094 --> 00:27:50,767
I've always said that, too.
715
00:27:58,641 --> 00:28:00,739
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
716
00:28:00,874 --> 00:28:02,971
(ALARM CLOCK BUZZING)
717
00:28:03,106 --> 00:28:04,411
(CLICKS AND STOPS)
718
00:28:04,814 --> 00:28:07,014
(UPBEAT POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
719
00:28:07,879 --> 00:28:08,877
Good luck.
720
00:28:09,012 --> 00:28:12,750
♪ ♪
721
00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:14,953
♪ Hey ♪
722
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:17,094
♪ You're too beautiful today ♪
723
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,158
Waiter. Waiter.
724
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:22,227
Chef.
725
00:28:25,664 --> 00:28:27,397
-Why don't you do it?
-I think you have to do it.
726
00:28:27,532 --> 00:28:29,604
-You're in charge.
-Yeah. They want to...
727
00:28:29,739 --> 00:28:31,038
They want to hear from you.
728
00:28:32,405 --> 00:28:34,877
Uh, hi. I'm Ivy,
and you're the staff.
729
00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:38,005
Uh, so, I'm not
a very hierarchical person.
730
00:28:38,141 --> 00:28:39,541
So, you know.
731
00:28:41,615 --> 00:28:42,544
Be good.
732
00:28:43,885 --> 00:28:45,382
Okay. Dismissed. Brilliant.
733
00:28:46,415 --> 00:28:47,820
I thought it was inspiring.
734
00:28:47,955 --> 00:28:49,650
Like Obama was in the room.
735
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:52,521
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
736
00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:02,135
Hello, children.
737
00:29:04,475 --> 00:29:05,402
Daddy's here.
738
00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:09,506
I am facilitating people,
739
00:29:09,642 --> 00:29:11,742
and that is a service,
and there is joy in service.
740
00:29:11,877 --> 00:29:12,746
There is not joy
741
00:29:13,249 --> 00:29:14,646
in the heavy rock
of expectation for myself.
742
00:29:14,781 --> 00:29:15,783
The endless need
743
00:29:16,285 --> 00:29:17,412
to be at the narcissistic
center of my own navel.
744
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,053
The me, me, me
dot com of it all.
745
00:29:19,255 --> 00:29:21,858
My building, my genius,
my career, my self-worth.
746
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:23,051
I mean, what is this
thirst for achievement
747
00:29:23,187 --> 00:29:24,253
and where has it got us?
748
00:29:24,589 --> 00:29:26,060
It's a blind giant dancing
is what it is.
749
00:29:26,195 --> 00:29:28,063
'Cause a climate crisis,
a dying raped earth,
750
00:29:28,198 --> 00:29:30,665
inequality, tract housing,
endless fucking growth,
751
00:29:30,801 --> 00:29:32,165
and cupcake vending machines.
752
00:29:32,434 --> 00:29:34,264
You want to be a part of that,
you toxic fucking male,
753
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,769
with your--
your testosterone-filled
754
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,706
ambition-laced poison cum,
755
00:29:38,841 --> 00:29:40,376
jizzing in the face of humanity?
756
00:29:40,511 --> 00:29:41,972
No, no, I do not.
757
00:29:42,107 --> 00:29:43,039
(PANTING) Is he okay?
758
00:29:43,174 --> 00:29:44,580
I think it helps him.
759
00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:48,082
I want to be part of the change.
760
00:29:48,518 --> 00:29:49,880
(PANTING)
761
00:29:50,016 --> 00:29:51,514
Come here, my darlings.
762
00:29:54,285 --> 00:29:56,821
We are gonna be just fine.
763
00:29:56,957 --> 00:29:59,555
No. More than fine.
764
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:01,591
Wind sprints. Go!
765
00:30:01,893 --> 00:30:04,329
(WRITE A LIST OF THINGS
TO LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYS)
766
00:30:05,967 --> 00:30:07,695
Left turn, my little worms!
767
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,932
(PHONES RINGING)
768
00:30:10,068 --> 00:30:11,299
I need lemons.
769
00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:13,003
Can someone get me some lemons?
770
00:30:13,139 --> 00:30:14,104
Do you have a reservation?
771
00:30:14,507 --> 00:30:15,779
And there are still dishes
on the pass.
772
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,840
And I am sweating
into my eyeballs.
773
00:30:17,975 --> 00:30:18,977
Jane!
774
00:30:19,179 --> 00:30:21,217
-(BOTH MOANING)
-(CLATTERING)
775
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,249
-Oh!
-(MOANING CONTINUES)
776
00:30:23,684 --> 00:30:24,586
Sorry.
777
00:30:24,988 --> 00:30:26,683
Obviously,
I applaud your passion.
778
00:30:26,819 --> 00:30:28,991
You should know it could lead
to marriage and children.
779
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:31,694
There's probably some hygiene
by-law about this.
780
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,529
Just touch nothing else
but each other.
781
00:30:34,664 --> 00:30:36,795
Okay. As you were.
782
00:30:36,931 --> 00:30:38,535
Carry on. Well done.
783
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,435
♪ Sit beside me ♪
784
00:30:40,937 --> 00:30:43,501
♪ Watch the world burn ♪
785
00:30:44,237 --> 00:30:45,799
♪ We'll never learn ♪
786
00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:50,237
♪ We don't deserve
Nice things ♪
787
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,217
♪ And we'll scream
Self-righteously ♪
788
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,782
Yass!
789
00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:58,981
Mama had a good lunch.
790
00:30:59,116 --> 00:31:01,052
134 covers.
791
00:31:01,188 --> 00:31:03,087
You are a big fucking success.
792
00:31:03,289 --> 00:31:04,693
-I really am.
-You are.
793
00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,395
I'm gonna need bigger shorts.
794
00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:08,097
More people, more money.
795
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:09,658
(CHUCKLES)
796
00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:12,931
♪ With my head down ♪
797
00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:15,334
♪ My head down ♪
798
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,135
♪ And I'm pushing away ♪
799
00:31:19,271 --> 00:31:22,041
♪ Pushing away ♪
800
00:31:22,610 --> 00:31:25,682
♪ Yeah, I'm pushing away
Pushing away ♪
801
00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:28,242
-(SIGHS) What a night.
-Yeah.
802
00:31:28,544 --> 00:31:29,948
-Thank you.
-Yup.
803
00:31:30,384 --> 00:31:32,287
Could you just
hold the line, please?
804
00:31:32,422 --> 00:31:34,524
Would you do a photo shoot
for New York Magazine?
805
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:36,624
-Nude?
-I don't think so.
806
00:31:36,759 --> 00:31:37,726
I'll do it anyway.
807
00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:38,992
Now I need to go and collapse.
808
00:31:39,127 --> 00:31:40,387
-Go rest, Mama.
-(SMOOCHES)
809
00:31:40,722 --> 00:31:42,658
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-(FOOTSTEPS)
810
00:31:52,939 --> 00:31:54,373
(WATER TRICKLES)
811
00:31:57,748 --> 00:31:59,180
(WHISPERS) Hey, guys!
812
00:32:01,015 --> 00:32:03,285
Oh, I've missed you.
813
00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:06,319
Hi. Look what I've got.
(GASPS)
814
00:32:06,588 --> 00:32:11,187
Chocolate and blackberry
meringue ice cream sandwiches!
815
00:32:11,323 --> 00:32:12,758
(IMITATES CROWD CHEERING)
816
00:32:12,893 --> 00:32:14,129
We can't.
817
00:32:15,994 --> 00:32:17,198
No way.
818
00:32:17,699 --> 00:32:18,595
What?
819
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:22,135
We signed a contract with Dad.
820
00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:25,001
It's more commitment
than a contract.
821
00:32:25,136 --> 00:32:26,240
That's true.
822
00:32:26,807 --> 00:32:27,709
Right.
823
00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:31,008
Let's eat these while we discuss
the ridiculousness of that.
824
00:32:31,143 --> 00:32:32,378
(GASPS AND MOANS)
825
00:32:33,014 --> 00:32:34,780
He said she'd do this.
826
00:32:35,182 --> 00:32:37,384
We just politely decline.
827
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,990
We politely decline.
828
00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:46,129
You made them sign a contract?
829
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:48,161
It's more of a commitment.
830
00:32:48,430 --> 00:32:50,031
They're kids.
They should be having fun.
831
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:52,365
Well, working towards
a goal is fun.
832
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,195
No. Ice cream sandwiches
at midnight is fun.
833
00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:57,469
Not when it's
the enemy of the goal.
834
00:32:57,604 --> 00:32:59,641
You can't beat them
"into dank submission,"
835
00:32:59,776 --> 00:33:00,710
to quote Bukowski.
836
00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:01,743
You're reading Bukowski to them,
837
00:33:01,879 --> 00:33:02,777
-by the way?
-Well...
838
00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:04,474
They don't know
what the fuck that means.
839
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:05,615
They should
be reading Harry Potter
840
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,716
or Dr. fucking Seuss.
841
00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:08,311
You seem a touch overwrought.
842
00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:09,686
I didn't think I'd have to fight
843
00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:10,885
for the well being
of my children.
844
00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:12,419
I thought I could trust you
845
00:33:12,554 --> 00:33:15,023
to mold them in a kind
and fucking nurturing way.
846
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:18,061
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Okay. Kids!
847
00:33:20,088 --> 00:33:22,564
Hi. You really don't
have to keep doing this.
848
00:33:22,699 --> 00:33:24,034
It's okay, guys.
849
00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:26,560
-We signed a contract.
-It's more of a commitment.
850
00:33:26,695 --> 00:33:27,736
Yeah, but you don't have to.
851
00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:29,638
But then what's
the point of making it?
852
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:30,937
What does that teach us?
853
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:33,037
I mean,
that's a fucking bad lesson.
854
00:33:33,173 --> 00:33:34,072
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
855
00:33:34,408 --> 00:33:35,803
Where's the f-bomb
coming from?
856
00:33:35,938 --> 00:33:36,979
I just heard you
rain 'em in on Dad and,
857
00:33:37,114 --> 00:33:38,682
honestly,
it sounded fucking cool.
858
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:40,280
No, it fucking-- No, it didn't.
859
00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,316
Okay. Back to bed, you two.
(CHUCKLES)
860
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,885
(MOUTH NOISE)
861
00:33:46,355 --> 00:33:48,421
-(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
-Nice, Ivy.
862
00:33:49,257 --> 00:33:50,588
-I'm going to bed.
-Oh.
863
00:33:50,723 --> 00:33:52,991
Suppose the whole sex thing's
off the table?
864
00:33:53,127 --> 00:33:54,831
Yeah. Well intuited.
865
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,096
How about a three-hour
circular argument
866
00:33:59,231 --> 00:34:01,368
that goes nowhere?
867
00:34:02,001 --> 00:34:03,172
Funny.
868
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,374
Look, I'm sorry.
I should have told you.
869
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,448
We just have
different ways with them.
870
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,573
I miss them.
871
00:34:13,142 --> 00:34:14,511
Well, I could get them to run
to the shack tomorrow.
872
00:34:14,647 --> 00:34:16,180
They could do
with a 12 mile hit out.
873
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:18,345
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
874
00:34:18,714 --> 00:34:20,750
They weirdly quite like it.
875
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:23,423
Okay. Sex.
876
00:34:23,558 --> 00:34:25,892
But get me off first
so then I can sleep.
877
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,764
Oh, you and your honeyed words.
878
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:31,733
(CLASS HISTORIAN
BY BRONCHO PLAYS)
879
00:34:31,868 --> 00:34:32,767
Feels good, right?
880
00:34:32,902 --> 00:34:34,104
-No!
-No!
881
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,638
Pain is just weakness
leaving the body.
882
00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:37,806
Come. Come on.
883
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:38,939
ROY: Are we almost there?
884
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:40,007
IVY: Yeah. Two kids.
885
00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:42,002
They're heavenly creatures,
really.
886
00:34:42,137 --> 00:34:43,343
I occasionally think they might
sprout wings
887
00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:44,671
and reveal themselves
to be angels,
888
00:34:44,806 --> 00:34:46,046
and then fly back to heaven.
889
00:34:46,182 --> 00:34:47,279
Is David Chang really coming?
890
00:34:47,414 --> 00:34:49,218
-MAN: I think so, yeah.
-Wow.
891
00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,980
Can you just tilt that
towards me a little bit?
892
00:34:52,282 --> 00:34:53,255
Great.
893
00:34:53,991 --> 00:34:56,421
Oh, God. It's like a plague.
894
00:34:56,557 --> 00:34:58,185
Can you show me
when you find some?
895
00:34:58,321 --> 00:34:59,452
Mm.
896
00:34:59,587 --> 00:35:00,589
How do they die?
897
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:02,031
Well, the conditioner
stuns them,
898
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,798
and then I take them
off the comb
899
00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:06,327
and I break their backs.
900
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:07,563
That's just awesome.
901
00:35:07,832 --> 00:35:10,064
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
902
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,174
-Hello?
-IVY: Hi! Guess where I am?
903
00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:14,810
Uh, outside
'cause it's your turn
904
00:35:14,945 --> 00:35:15,910
to look after the kids
905
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,171
and help them with
their homework in half an hour?
906
00:35:18,306 --> 00:35:21,250
Not even close. I'm on a jet
to LA with David Chang.
907
00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:23,050
We did the photo shoot,
and he was like,
908
00:35:23,185 --> 00:35:24,316
"Fuck it! Let's go to LA
909
00:35:24,552 --> 00:35:26,320
and have dinner
with Nancy Silverton."
910
00:35:26,456 --> 00:35:28,689
-Right. Amazing.
-Isn't it? And then--
911
00:35:28,824 --> 00:35:31,687
Um, just some jamón and
more champagne for me, please?
912
00:35:32,123 --> 00:35:33,360
Then in the morning,
we're going to Malibu
913
00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:34,721
to catch fish
and grill on the beach.
914
00:35:34,857 --> 00:35:35,799
It'll be on my Instagram.
915
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,100
I'll be sure to look out for it.
916
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:40,036
So, you're coming home when?
Tomorrow?
917
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:41,938
Yeah. I know I should've
rung and asked.
918
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,303
THEO: That would've been nice.
919
00:35:43,572 --> 00:35:45,298
And then I thought, ask what?
For permission?
920
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,101
Because we just want to be
the couple who love each other
921
00:35:47,236 --> 00:35:50,305
and allow each other to
grasp the chances life gives us.
922
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,143
Do we not?
923
00:35:51,378 --> 00:35:53,041
Yes. Rhetorical and entrapment.
924
00:35:53,177 --> 00:35:55,612
But yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, of course we do. Yeah.
925
00:35:55,814 --> 00:35:56,885
Tell me, darling.
How was your day?
926
00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:58,020
And how are the kids?
927
00:35:58,555 --> 00:35:59,689
Uh, well, the neighbor's dog
shat in the laundry.
928
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:00,747
The kids have got nits.
929
00:36:01,516 --> 00:36:03,050
And my left eye is twitching
'cause I'm so freakin' tired,
930
00:36:03,185 --> 00:36:04,291
I've got a head cold,
but you know--
931
00:36:04,426 --> 00:36:05,789
Sorry, darling.
What did you say?
932
00:36:05,924 --> 00:36:07,888
Oh, no. Nothing. Nothing.
You go have fun.
933
00:36:08,024 --> 00:36:10,358
I love you and your big,
generous heart.
934
00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:11,562
Thank you.
935
00:36:11,898 --> 00:36:13,731
Love you, kids!
Call you at bed ti--
936
00:36:16,403 --> 00:36:18,241
Why are you so cross at her?
937
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,202
'Cause I'm a dick.
938
00:36:22,738 --> 00:36:24,610
(CHILDREN GIGGLING)
939
00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:30,944
-Thanks, Leon. Bye.
-You're welcome.
940
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,545
THEO: Don't be a dick.
Don't be a dick.
941
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,581
Don't be a dick.
942
00:36:33,951 --> 00:36:34,780
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Be happy for her.
943
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:35,891
(COOING) Hey, my darling.
944
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,751
-Hey, there.
-Hello.
945
00:36:37,886 --> 00:36:39,161
What a night. I had so much fun.
946
00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:41,723
I can't remember
the last time I had fun.
947
00:36:42,059 --> 00:36:43,891
Right, that's awesome.
Fun. It's awesome.
948
00:36:44,027 --> 00:36:45,827
And just amazing people
to talk to.
949
00:36:45,962 --> 00:36:47,530
People who do stuff,
you know?
950
00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:49,402
Think stuff. Amazing stuff.
951
00:36:49,538 --> 00:36:53,573
Just out in the world,
doing stuff.
952
00:36:56,076 --> 00:36:57,173
Really?
953
00:36:57,675 --> 00:36:58,908
-Was that a tone?
-Uh...
954
00:36:59,076 --> 00:37:01,544
No, it's just washing
that I spent an hour on.
955
00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:02,712
I thought about shagging you
956
00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,313
all the way back
from the airport.
957
00:37:04,581 --> 00:37:06,414
Good. Indeed. Yes.
958
00:37:06,549 --> 00:37:08,315
It's just, um...
959
00:37:08,918 --> 00:37:10,392
I'm-- I'm working my ass off.
960
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,685
Oh, really? You want
to do that instead of do me?
961
00:37:12,821 --> 00:37:13,829
'Cause I also work hard.
962
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,424
And I appreciate it.
963
00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:17,626
-Do you?
-Yes, I do.
964
00:37:17,762 --> 00:37:19,027
Did you say, "I appreciate it"
965
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:20,829
when I said
I've been working my ass off?
966
00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:24,166
No. So, the question becomes:
Do you?
967
00:37:24,902 --> 00:37:26,901
-Yes, I appreciate it, darling.
-Mm...
968
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,410
Seemed a little
lackluster, like...
969
00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:30,104
I don't know, maybe
you were forced into it.
970
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,610
I had fun, that's all.
Do you begrudge me that?
971
00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:34,746
Glad you had fun.
Fucking awesome.
972
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,517
(PACKAGE RATTLING)
973
00:37:36,986 --> 00:37:38,255
I got you these.
974
00:37:40,752 --> 00:37:42,149
-You went to Bob's.
-Yeah.
975
00:37:42,451 --> 00:37:44,519
An hour and a half out
of my way through LA rush hour
976
00:37:44,655 --> 00:37:46,486
to get you Bob's Donuts.
977
00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:47,556
Oh, shit.
978
00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:49,532
Thoughtless of me, I know.
What a bitch.
979
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,429
This is a massive fucking
victory for you, isn't it?
980
00:37:52,564 --> 00:37:53,594
Oh, I fucking know it.
981
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,763
(LAUGHS AND GROANS)
982
00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:57,574
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
983
00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,042
It's because I was jealous,
and I was begrudging your fun,
984
00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:01,804
which is not cool, not sexy.
985
00:38:01,939 --> 00:38:03,780
-I know. It's okay.
-(EXHALES)
986
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:04,838
Eat up, buttercup.
987
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,910
And then we're gonna
have some sugar-crusted sex.
988
00:38:07,045 --> 00:38:08,318
-(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
-(CELL PHONE DINGS)
989
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,980
Is that mine?
No, it's yours. It's Jane.
990
00:38:11,115 --> 00:38:12,453
She said, "Did you get
the Bob's Donuts?
991
00:38:12,588 --> 00:38:15,156
That donut ice cream idea
is brilliant."
992
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:18,628
"Let's test-kitchen it
at ten a.m. Kiss, kiss."
993
00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:19,855
Yeah.
994
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:21,263
Well, no,
'cause they're for you,
995
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:22,924
but the first--
the first idea was you,
996
00:38:23,059 --> 00:38:24,132
and then the second idea
was the--
997
00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:26,402
was the ice cream idea, but--
998
00:38:27,564 --> 00:38:28,494
For sure.
999
00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:30,069
42, 43,
1000
00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:33,633
44, 45, 46, 47,
1001
00:38:33,768 --> 00:38:36,009
48, 49, 50.
1002
00:38:36,144 --> 00:38:37,044
(JEFFREY GASPS)
1003
00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:38,379
I like their bling.
1004
00:38:38,515 --> 00:38:40,207
They literally
never take them off.
1005
00:38:40,342 --> 00:38:42,676
Why would you,
when you're state champions?
1006
00:38:42,978 --> 00:38:44,653
Revel in the glory, I say.
1007
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:45,847
We are!
1008
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:48,418
Though one day,
the glory will end, however...
1009
00:38:48,553 --> 00:38:50,120
The work goes on!
1010
00:38:50,322 --> 00:38:51,361
(SCOFFS)
1011
00:38:54,257 --> 00:38:56,023
I gotta say, you guys
don't seem great.
1012
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,891
Yeah. Very discordant
energies here.
1013
00:38:59,027 --> 00:39:00,662
-Right?
-Yeah. Right.
1014
00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:01,895
That was intuitive, Barry.
1015
00:39:02,031 --> 00:39:03,103
-Thanks, babe.
-That was good.
1016
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,431
So, how bad is it, Theo?
1017
00:39:05,733 --> 00:39:06,767
What?
1018
00:39:06,903 --> 00:39:09,379
It's-- Everything's great.
1019
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,971
You know,
the shack's a monster success,
1020
00:39:12,106 --> 00:39:13,248
and the kids are killing it.
1021
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,351
They won't actually let
themselves stop a workout
1022
00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,187
until they're dizzy
and throwing up.
1023
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,784
-So that's-- that's commitment.
-Yeah.
1024
00:39:18,919 --> 00:39:23,185
And I'm actually--
I'm really loving it.
1025
00:39:23,587 --> 00:39:24,487
BARRY: Yeah.
1026
00:39:24,822 --> 00:39:25,954
But you are still a failure.
1027
00:39:26,089 --> 00:39:28,156
-Women don't like that.
-(LAUGHS)
1028
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,900
-I sense trouble.
-Same.
1029
00:39:32,035 --> 00:39:33,661
Yeah. Yeah.
1030
00:39:34,531 --> 00:39:38,302
If you need a shoulder...
or an inner thigh to lean on.
1031
00:39:38,437 --> 00:39:39,442
BARRY: Yeah.
1032
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:40,775
What?
1033
00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:42,678
-Barr, I'm kidding.
-Oh.
1034
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,311
(LAUGHS)
1035
00:39:44,446 --> 00:39:46,449
(WHISPERS) I will fuck you.
1036
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:48,682
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1037
00:39:49,616 --> 00:39:51,982
(DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE)
1038
00:39:53,718 --> 00:39:55,516
Ivy and I are just fine.
1039
00:39:55,651 --> 00:39:56,690
Oh...
1040
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:58,820
It's intense, right?
1041
00:39:58,956 --> 00:40:00,421
-How did they--
-I don't know.
1042
00:40:00,557 --> 00:40:01,663
How?
1043
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,226
So, is everything okay?
1044
00:40:04,628 --> 00:40:05,766
What? Yeah, why?
1045
00:40:06,068 --> 00:40:06,993
Eh...
1046
00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:10,572
There just seems an undercurrent
of discontent between you.
1047
00:40:10,707 --> 00:40:13,499
Oh, you could float
a boat in that current.
1048
00:40:13,634 --> 00:40:16,238
What? Really? Well,
I'm so busy, I haven't noticed.
1049
00:40:16,374 --> 00:40:19,616
Ivy. You must cherish
and nourish a relationship.
1050
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,546
Don't you blow random
truck drivers in our car park?
1051
00:40:22,781 --> 00:40:24,445
And for that ten minutes...
1052
00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,721
...I cherish and I nourish them.
1053
00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:30,185
We're fine.
1054
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,431
-Everybody seems to think--
-We hate each other?
1055
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,024
Well,
"undercurrent of discontent"
1056
00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:41,062
was the phrase, but yes. Crazy.
1057
00:40:41,197 --> 00:40:42,929
I suppose sometimes
I do hate you.
1058
00:40:43,064 --> 00:40:44,302
IVY: (CHUCKLES) Funny.
1059
00:40:44,438 --> 00:40:45,469
No, seriously.
1060
00:40:45,838 --> 00:40:47,099
-What?
-Don't you have that?
1061
00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:48,774
When your whole body is seized
1062
00:40:48,909 --> 00:40:51,704
by dizzying waves
of fucking hatred?
1063
00:40:51,839 --> 00:40:52,808
Jesus!
1064
00:40:52,944 --> 00:40:54,449
Really? Y-You don't have that?
1065
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,078
I thought we all did,
married people.
1066
00:40:56,214 --> 00:40:58,288
And, you know,
you just have to let it go.
1067
00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:00,884
And it'll pass
like a wave crashes
1068
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:03,089
somewhere on a beach
in the Pacific.
1069
00:41:03,892 --> 00:41:05,221
I mean, put aside
taking it personally.
1070
00:41:05,356 --> 00:41:07,129
Put aside the dizzying hatred
you have for me?
1071
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:10,023
Sporadic dizzying hatred.
1072
00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:12,226
You really don't feel like that
about me at all?
1073
00:41:12,361 --> 00:41:13,998
Well, I--
The other day I did think
1074
00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:15,899
if Charles Manson
invited me on a picnic
1075
00:41:16,034 --> 00:41:17,534
and if you
invited me on a picnic,
1076
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:18,840
I'd go with Charlie.
1077
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:20,175
Charles Manson.
1078
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:22,168
Yeah, Charles Manson
on a good day.
1079
00:41:22,437 --> 00:41:24,173
What, a jamming
with the Beach Boys day,
1080
00:41:24,308 --> 00:41:26,983
as opposed to plotting
a murderous rampage day?
1081
00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:29,112
Don't take it personally.
1082
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,588
(SIGHS) Manson.
1083
00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,415
Yeah, you're right.
I think we both have it.
1084
00:41:34,717 --> 00:41:35,685
Right.
1085
00:41:36,488 --> 00:41:40,754
Do you think we should try
and find out why we have it?
1086
00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:43,966
Well, no,
not if it's normal, no. No.
1087
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,359
Right. Okay.
1088
00:41:46,195 --> 00:41:48,030
It's work. It's too much work.
1089
00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,562
And the kids.
I mean, I love them,
1090
00:41:49,697 --> 00:41:52,074
but they are draining the marrow
of my fucking soul.
1091
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,869
And I-- I still love us.
1092
00:41:55,104 --> 00:41:56,870
Oh, I hate everyone but us.
1093
00:41:57,006 --> 00:41:59,244
Me too. I miss you.
1094
00:41:59,479 --> 00:42:00,709
I miss you.
1095
00:42:00,911 --> 00:42:01,984
We should do something.
1096
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,108
Is it run away?
1097
00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:04,521
(MUFFLED RUMBLING SWELLS)
1098
00:42:07,555 --> 00:42:09,356
-No kids.
-Mm.
1099
00:42:09,491 --> 00:42:11,287
-No work.
-No.
1100
00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:12,559
New York.
1101
00:42:12,694 --> 00:42:13,488
-(SIGHS)
-Just you and me.
1102
00:42:13,624 --> 00:42:14,760
(MOANS)
1103
00:42:14,929 --> 00:42:16,931
I feel giddy
at the thought of it.
1104
00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,359
Cheers.
1105
00:42:18,862 --> 00:42:19,892
I'm so tired.
1106
00:42:20,027 --> 00:42:21,428
(SLURPS) Mm!
1107
00:42:22,369 --> 00:42:23,397
Sleep.
1108
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,768
No, I want to be with you.
1109
00:42:25,904 --> 00:42:27,902
(SUSTAINED WHISPER) Sleep.
1110
00:42:28,037 --> 00:42:29,572
(MURMURS INDISTINCTLY)
1111
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:31,174
I've got you.
1112
00:42:33,545 --> 00:42:34,650
Mm.
1113
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:37,686
(SIGHS)
1114
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,153
(EXHALES)
1115
00:42:48,923 --> 00:42:50,094
Theo.
1116
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:52,430
Hi!
1117
00:42:52,565 --> 00:42:54,037
Oh, Sally.
1118
00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:55,702
-Hello.
-How are you?
1119
00:42:55,837 --> 00:42:58,067
I am really good,
thank you, yes.
1120
00:42:58,202 --> 00:43:00,203
-How-- how are you?
-Amazing.
1121
00:43:00,339 --> 00:43:02,535
I'm just designing
this psychotic new campus
1122
00:43:02,671 --> 00:43:04,476
for one of the tech firms
in Silicon Valley.
1123
00:43:04,612 --> 00:43:05,577
-Wow.
-Yeah.
1124
00:43:05,712 --> 00:43:06,874
That's-- that's great.
1125
00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:09,542
(GIGGLES) Yeah. You?
1126
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,515
Freelancing.
1127
00:43:12,717 --> 00:43:14,323
That's cool.
1128
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:17,390
Oh, my God. That fucking video.
1129
00:43:17,692 --> 00:43:18,590
"It's not going to fall."
1130
00:43:18,759 --> 00:43:20,122
"It's-- It's not going to fall."
1131
00:43:20,257 --> 00:43:21,621
-(LAUGHS)
-So-- So-- So funny.
1132
00:43:21,756 --> 00:43:23,628
So long ago, I've actually
forgotten about it.
1133
00:43:23,764 --> 00:43:24,924
I think most people have.
1134
00:43:25,059 --> 00:43:26,631
No one has, man.
1135
00:43:27,067 --> 00:43:29,263
-I mean, not in our business.
-I--
1136
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,531
Enough about you.
Check this out.
1137
00:43:33,371 --> 00:43:35,302
-THEO: Ooh.
-Do you wanna know the budget?
1138
00:43:35,437 --> 00:43:37,570
-Sure. Sure.
-I can't tell you.
1139
00:43:39,073 --> 00:43:41,541
(PANTING)
1140
00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:44,316
Fuck.
1141
00:43:44,952 --> 00:43:47,252
-(BANGING FLOOR AND DOOR)
-Fuck!
1142
00:43:47,554 --> 00:43:48,453
(KNOCKING)
1143
00:43:48,689 --> 00:43:50,057
You all right in there?
1144
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:53,086
Hello, there.
I'd like two Scotches, please.
1145
00:43:53,222 --> 00:43:54,762
Ooh, uh, I heard a noise.
1146
00:43:54,897 --> 00:43:56,595
Was there a noise?
Are we in danger?
1147
00:43:56,731 --> 00:43:57,958
-No, I--
-Oh, a relief.
1148
00:43:58,093 --> 00:43:59,669
So, two Scotches?
1149
00:44:04,231 --> 00:44:05,334
Should I wake her?
1150
00:44:07,537 --> 00:44:09,141
(WHISPERING)
In a thoughtful marriage,
1151
00:44:09,377 --> 00:44:13,309
a good partner drinks the
other's drink while they sleep.
1152
00:44:16,483 --> 00:44:17,276
Ah.
1153
00:44:17,411 --> 00:44:19,381
I think she'll have another.
1154
00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,482
As will I.
1155
00:44:24,153 --> 00:44:26,388
(JET ENGINE HUMMING)
1156
00:44:29,328 --> 00:44:31,526
-ATTENDANT: Sir, please!
-THEO: Give it... back!
1157
00:44:31,661 --> 00:44:34,362
ATTENDANT: No! Sir, I'm gonna
ask you one more time.
1158
00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:36,597
-Give-- Give it back!
-Sir, please!
1159
00:44:36,732 --> 00:44:39,700
-She's stolen my drawings.
-What's going on? Theo?
1160
00:44:39,836 --> 00:44:42,772
She stole my drawings and
then threw them in the trash.
1161
00:44:42,908 --> 00:44:44,141
I was just doing my job.
1162
00:44:44,277 --> 00:44:46,976
Your job is not
to make things disappear.
1163
00:44:47,111 --> 00:44:49,110
Jesus, Theo, how drunk are you?
1164
00:44:49,245 --> 00:44:52,150
Jesus yourself drunk, actually.
1165
00:44:52,653 --> 00:44:54,014
-What?
-Ah-ha!
1166
00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:55,621
You see? Told you.
1167
00:44:55,757 --> 00:44:56,855
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1168
00:44:57,091 --> 00:44:59,292
Oh, thank God.
Have you got a Taser?
1169
00:44:59,628 --> 00:45:01,890
(DISTANT SIRENS WAILING)
1170
00:45:02,026 --> 00:45:03,293
How's the hangover?
1171
00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:05,863
Uh...
1172
00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:08,628
Distracting me
from the humiliation.
1173
00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:11,239
Sorry about all that.
1174
00:45:11,374 --> 00:45:12,335
It's fine.
1175
00:45:13,941 --> 00:45:15,437
Dinner's not for a few hours.
1176
00:45:16,345 --> 00:45:17,578
(GRUNTS)
1177
00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:18,977
Ollie Dabbous saw my Instagram
1178
00:45:19,113 --> 00:45:20,407
and has invited me
to his pop-up
1179
00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:21,874
and then dinner's
not till eight.
1180
00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:23,549
Oh, no.
1181
00:45:23,751 --> 00:45:25,145
I'd love it if you came.
1182
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,153
You-- you go, darling.
1183
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:30,091
They're so much fun,
so it would be fun, not work.
1184
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:31,587
I-- I think--
1185
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:34,527
I think I'm gonna just,
you know...
1186
00:45:35,463 --> 00:45:39,059
...catch up with a golf score
that I don't really care about.
1187
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:42,102
(INDISTINCT COMMENTARY)
1188
00:45:42,238 --> 00:45:45,736
Look, go be fanned, have fun.
I'll see you at dinner.
1189
00:45:46,005 --> 00:45:48,003
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES ON TV)
1190
00:45:48,138 --> 00:45:51,077
Okay. Back by dinner.
1191
00:45:51,413 --> 00:45:52,474
(SIGHS)
1192
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:55,612
(BAD LOVE BY DEHD PLAYS)
1193
00:45:55,747 --> 00:45:57,116
Ah...
1194
00:45:57,884 --> 00:45:59,913
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1195
00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:01,223
Oh...
1196
00:46:01,358 --> 00:46:02,284
(CHUCKLES)
1197
00:46:02,753 --> 00:46:05,058
♪ I got a heart full of
Re-re-redemption ♪
1198
00:46:05,193 --> 00:46:06,886
CHEF: Okay.
We won't be kissing later today.
1199
00:46:07,022 --> 00:46:07,858
(LAUGHS)
1200
00:46:07,994 --> 00:46:09,059
♪ Run baby run ♪
1201
00:46:09,195 --> 00:46:10,156
♪ Run from the bad love ♪
1202
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:12,197
That's just too pretty.
1203
00:46:12,332 --> 00:46:13,894
♪ Come on, honey
Give me some ♪
1204
00:46:14,029 --> 00:46:14,998
Oh...
1205
00:46:15,234 --> 00:46:16,164
♪ Run from the bad love ♪
1206
00:46:16,299 --> 00:46:17,869
Oh, oh, oh. That's amazing.
1207
00:46:18,005 --> 00:46:19,934
(INDISTINCT COMMENTARY ON TV)
1208
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,273
(INHALES)
1209
00:46:23,139 --> 00:46:24,611
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1210
00:46:25,047 --> 00:46:27,513
You built some
lovely fucking buildings.
1211
00:46:27,715 --> 00:46:29,148
Good for you.
1212
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:30,485
Boop!
1213
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:32,549
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES ON TV)
1214
00:46:32,685 --> 00:46:34,719
(SIGHS)
1215
00:46:34,954 --> 00:46:36,586
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES)
1216
00:46:36,722 --> 00:46:38,922
COMMENTATOR: Not a whole lot
going on here today.
1217
00:46:39,157 --> 00:46:41,362
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER AND CHEERS)
1218
00:46:41,497 --> 00:46:42,528
Thank you!
1219
00:46:43,264 --> 00:46:45,326
♪ Yeah, now
Run, baby, run ♪
1220
00:46:45,462 --> 00:46:47,500
♪ Run from the bad love ♪
1221
00:46:47,635 --> 00:46:49,663
(DISTANT SIRENS)
1222
00:46:53,176 --> 00:46:54,738
-(SLURRING) Thank you.
-DRIVER: All right, lady.
1223
00:46:54,873 --> 00:46:56,574
(DOOR OPENS)
1224
00:46:56,709 --> 00:46:57,871
Theo!
1225
00:46:58,007 --> 00:46:59,039
Theony.
1226
00:46:59,174 --> 00:47:01,613
Theodorus. Theo.
1227
00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:02,843
(DOOR CLOSES)
1228
00:47:02,979 --> 00:47:04,084
Hey.
1229
00:47:04,918 --> 00:47:06,453
Life throws some hits.
1230
00:47:06,588 --> 00:47:07,789
People go down.
1231
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:10,553
Some get up and some don't,
and that's when you suddenly go,
1232
00:47:10,688 --> 00:47:13,628
"Oh, shit. I got one of the ones
that don't get up."
1233
00:47:13,930 --> 00:47:16,658
No, I do get up
for our children.
1234
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:18,833
In the middle of the night
and in the morning--
1235
00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:20,095
Oh, don't be
a little bitch about it.
1236
00:47:20,230 --> 00:47:21,400
It was just a comment.
1237
00:47:21,802 --> 00:47:23,202
I'm gonna be sick.
1238
00:47:23,937 --> 00:47:26,173
(GROANS AND RETCHES)
1239
00:47:26,876 --> 00:47:29,377
-(RETCHING AND COUGHING)
-(SIGHS)
1240
00:47:29,512 --> 00:47:30,704
Beautiful.
1241
00:47:31,581 --> 00:47:32,876
(GROANS AND SIGHS)
1242
00:47:33,446 --> 00:47:36,545
Anyway... I don't wanna
make a deal of it.
1243
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,514
But I am fucking done
1244
00:47:38,650 --> 00:47:40,754
having it running
in the back of our lives.
1245
00:47:41,424 --> 00:47:45,086
You failed, so either get
over it or get on top of it.
1246
00:47:45,222 --> 00:47:47,259
(SMACKS) Okay, will do.
1247
00:47:51,295 --> 00:47:53,034
Just gonna lie down here.
1248
00:47:53,603 --> 00:47:54,735
Yeah, you do that.
1249
00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:58,237
I'll try to resist
dropping something heavy on you.
1250
00:47:59,302 --> 00:48:01,108
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1251
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:19,956
(DOOR SLAMS)
1252
00:48:20,092 --> 00:48:21,959
Fuck-headed idiot, Ivy.
1253
00:48:22,094 --> 00:48:23,431
Just go and apologize.
1254
00:48:23,566 --> 00:48:24,626
(SNIFFLES)
1255
00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:26,562
Drunken idiot.
1256
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,367
Jesus.
1257
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,174
(INHALES AND SIGHS)
1258
00:48:45,082 --> 00:48:46,117
(INHALES SLOWLY)
1259
00:48:46,653 --> 00:48:50,324
I mean, it's a lot of pressure
and slightly unrealistic
1260
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:53,819
to expect a person to perfectly
articulate their thoughts
1261
00:48:53,955 --> 00:48:55,756
in a measured way
in a long marriage.
1262
00:48:56,766 --> 00:48:58,933
Is... Is that a "sorry"?
1263
00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:02,070
Yes, and also
a philosophical musing.
1264
00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:06,602
I'm sorry, I don't want
to talk anymore.
1265
00:49:08,106 --> 00:49:09,440
Seems mature.
1266
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,386
(SIGHS)
1267
00:49:23,527 --> 00:49:24,620
(WAVES RUMBLING)
1268
00:49:32,598 --> 00:49:35,367
Do these kids have
any actual clothes?
1269
00:49:37,906 --> 00:49:40,141
(DISTANT BIRDS CHIRPING)
1270
00:49:42,712 --> 00:49:44,112
I love these.
1271
00:49:44,581 --> 00:49:45,777
Dream house.
1272
00:49:45,912 --> 00:49:47,280
Thank you.
1273
00:49:48,412 --> 00:49:50,410
Maybe we should switch back.
1274
00:49:50,545 --> 00:49:51,611
We always intended to.
1275
00:49:51,913 --> 00:49:53,120
You know, I--
I'll go back to work,
1276
00:49:53,489 --> 00:49:54,881
and you can go back
to what you always love doing,
1277
00:49:55,016 --> 00:49:56,956
cooking for eleven people
in an evening
1278
00:49:57,092 --> 00:49:59,490
and smoking joints by the sea.
1279
00:50:01,225 --> 00:50:02,826
Can you get a job?
1280
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:03,863
Whoa.
1281
00:50:04,366 --> 00:50:07,268
I mean that in a neutral
information-seeking way.
1282
00:50:07,404 --> 00:50:10,703
Well, I'd have to start
at the bottom again, I guess.
1283
00:50:10,838 --> 00:50:11,806
You know?
1284
00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:14,008
Can't bear the thought of it,
but I will, I must,
1285
00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:17,009
because that is
what I was meant to do.
1286
00:50:17,445 --> 00:50:19,245
By the way,
I met someone in New York
1287
00:50:19,381 --> 00:50:20,907
who wants to become
an equity partner
1288
00:50:21,043 --> 00:50:23,551
and open more restaurants
like David Chang.
1289
00:50:23,686 --> 00:50:25,584
Uh... Yeah.
1290
00:50:26,421 --> 00:50:29,455
So, you--
you don't want to swap back.
1291
00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:31,454
As a feminist, I can't.
1292
00:50:31,589 --> 00:50:33,295
And as someone
who loves their job
1293
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:36,956
and is addicted to public
adoration, I can't. (LAUGHS)
1294
00:50:37,091 --> 00:50:41,369
Right. So I need this,
and you need that.
1295
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:42,531
Mm-hmm.
1296
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:45,941
So someone has
to sacrifice themselves
1297
00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:48,242
on the altar
of the marriage, but...
1298
00:50:49,109 --> 00:50:51,179
...who's it gonna be?
1299
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,082
Uh...
1300
00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:58,546
Unless--
1301
00:50:58,982 --> 00:51:00,586
Oh, my God, did you
love that pregnant pause?
1302
00:51:00,722 --> 00:51:02,089
I wasn't sure if you were gonna
give in. Were you gonna give in?
1303
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:03,753
-I--
-Well, no, best not to answer.
1304
00:51:03,888 --> 00:51:07,063
So, I've seen something
which I think might help us.
1305
00:51:07,795 --> 00:51:08,693
Come on.
1306
00:51:08,962 --> 00:51:09,863
(BIRDS TWEETING)
1307
00:51:10,032 --> 00:51:11,694
-Nearly there.
-Okay.
1308
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,292
Okay.
1309
00:51:13,828 --> 00:51:15,599
-Okay, stop there.
-Okay.
1310
00:51:17,399 --> 00:51:18,338
Okay, look.
1311
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:22,034
(SEAGULL SQUAWKING)
1312
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,342
Wow.
1313
00:51:24,778 --> 00:51:27,879
I want you to build us
the most amazing house ever.
1314
00:51:28,014 --> 00:51:29,613
Here? Now?
1315
00:51:30,752 --> 00:51:31,854
Uh...
1316
00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:33,651
What about my ego death
and my shitty job?
1317
00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:36,983
And slowly working back
and having my redemption?
1318
00:51:37,118 --> 00:51:39,124
What about showing the world
you're a genius?
1319
00:51:39,259 --> 00:51:41,521
And you that I'm not a failure.
1320
00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:42,960
You were born to build things.
1321
00:51:43,095 --> 00:51:44,523
(EXHALES)
1322
00:51:44,659 --> 00:51:45,624
Can we afford this?
1323
00:51:45,827 --> 00:51:47,360
If I do my expansion, we can.
1324
00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:49,137
Ivy, this is...
1325
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,500
(MY FUN
BY SUKI WATERHOUSE PLAYS)
1326
00:51:50,636 --> 00:51:51,901
Go on, say it
I think I've earned it.
1327
00:51:52,037 --> 00:51:53,073
Wow!
1328
00:51:53,676 --> 00:51:55,510
♪ God, you're so pretty
I fell to the floor ♪
1329
00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,512
♪ You helped me back up
And kissed my lips sore ♪
1330
00:51:58,647 --> 00:52:01,273
♪ Pack up your bags
And head out the door ♪
1331
00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:03,911
♪ Never felt
So damn turned on before ♪
1332
00:52:04,047 --> 00:52:06,280
♪ Everyone said
I'm too crazy to keep ♪
1333
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:09,358
♪ But you're the one
Who sweeps me off of my feet ♪
1334
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,351
♪ Babe, you give me honey
That keeps me sweet ♪
1335
00:52:12,487 --> 00:52:14,522
♪ Lately I've been thinking
You're the one for me ♪
1336
00:52:14,657 --> 00:52:15,889
♪ 'Cause you love me ♪
1337
00:52:16,225 --> 00:52:18,798
And we should be able
to see the sea all the time.
1338
00:52:18,933 --> 00:52:20,528
Of course.
1339
00:52:20,663 --> 00:52:23,531
♪ 'Cause you love me ♪
1340
00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:24,872
♪ Like I love my fun ♪
1341
00:52:25,007 --> 00:52:28,302
One, two, three, four.
1342
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,837
One, two...
1343
00:52:29,973 --> 00:52:31,780
-THEO: Keep it going!
-...three, four.
1344
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:34,781
BOTH: Oh, ho, ho, ho.
1345
00:52:34,983 --> 00:52:36,482
-Theo!
-Oh!
1346
00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:37,920
Oh, wow.
1347
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:39,819
-I-- Yes!
-Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
1348
00:52:39,954 --> 00:52:40,956
(LAUGHTER)
1349
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:41,954
It's pretty beautiful,
isn't it?
1350
00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:43,022
Are you kidding me?
1351
00:52:43,491 --> 00:52:45,390
(SIGHS)
Ivy gave you your balls back.
1352
00:52:45,526 --> 00:52:47,258
It does feel
like a second chance.
1353
00:52:47,494 --> 00:52:50,166
-Yeah.
-You know, when I was 29,
1354
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:52,668
I was diagnosed
with an autoimmune disorder.
1355
00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:53,959
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1356
00:52:54,095 --> 00:52:56,798
It was awful.
I-- I lost my mind.
1357
00:52:56,933 --> 00:52:58,632
I was acting out sexually,
it was...
1358
00:52:58,768 --> 00:53:00,032
Babe, we've talked about this.
1359
00:53:00,367 --> 00:53:02,977
Chronic yeast infections are not
an autoimmune disorder.
1360
00:53:03,112 --> 00:53:04,176
Well, it still stung, Barr.
1361
00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,804
The point is, Theo, this is it.
1362
00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:06,939
You're gonna reset everything,
1363
00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:08,515
nail it, and live
happily ever after.
1364
00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:11,178
Just wanna make something
worthy of Ivy, you know,
1365
00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:15,615
so she knows that I wasn't
a massive fucking mistake.
1366
00:53:15,851 --> 00:53:16,815
-Right.
-That's so sweet.
1367
00:53:17,084 --> 00:53:18,226
-(GROANS)
-Let me give you a hug.
1368
00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:20,853
Come here.
(LAUGHS) You sweet thing.
1369
00:53:21,122 --> 00:53:23,897
-Someone needs a hug.
-Oh, thank you.
1370
00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:25,433
-(MOANS)
-Uh...
1371
00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:30,597
Yes, this-- Things seem to be
deviating from hug territory.
1372
00:53:30,799 --> 00:53:32,631
We're opening the marriage.
1373
00:53:32,766 --> 00:53:34,100
-(MOANS)
-Hey!
1374
00:53:34,235 --> 00:53:36,536
That's still under negotiation,
knucklehead.
1375
00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:37,977
-(MOANS)
-Babe?
1376
00:53:38,112 --> 00:53:39,677
-(MOANS)
-Babe?
1377
00:53:40,310 --> 00:53:41,014
Babe.
1378
00:53:41,717 --> 00:53:44,847
I'm just at the house.
When do we open Chicago again?
1379
00:53:45,115 --> 00:53:46,520
JANE: You have
a call with them at 4:00.
1380
00:53:46,689 --> 00:53:48,951
Also, I'm sending you
this week's house bills,
1381
00:53:49,086 --> 00:53:52,085
and if I may provide
personal commentary...
1382
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:54,096
Fuck, man.
You have to rein him in.
1383
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:55,722
But I want him to have his shot.
I mean--
1384
00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:57,857
(CELL PHONE DINGS AND VIBRATES)
1385
00:53:57,992 --> 00:54:00,501
-Oh, fuck!
-JANE: Exactly.
1386
00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:03,303
Twenty-eight grand
for Irish moss, Theo?
1387
00:54:03,438 --> 00:54:04,940
Yeah, it's for
the west side roof.
1388
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,507
Does America not have moss?
1389
00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:08,938
Well, the green of the Irish
moss is something to behold.
1390
00:54:09,074 --> 00:54:10,869
Look, the green it takes
to pay for the Irish moss
1391
00:54:11,004 --> 00:54:12,314
is also something to behold.
1392
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:15,343
We need it.
It is integral for the vision.
1393
00:54:16,179 --> 00:54:19,785
Do you understand that
we do not have unlimited money?
1394
00:54:19,921 --> 00:54:20,856
(GASPS)
1395
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:22,924
Did I show you the tree
enclosed in a glass case
1396
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,656
off the kitchen idea?
1397
00:54:25,058 --> 00:54:26,387
(SCOFFS)
1398
00:54:26,522 --> 00:54:27,661
That's mean.
1399
00:54:27,963 --> 00:54:29,089
Oh, my God.
1400
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,629
Wanker!
1401
00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:38,998
Ivy, um...
1402
00:54:39,134 --> 00:54:41,007
which of these
three tiles do you--
1403
00:54:41,143 --> 00:54:42,441
do you like the look of?
1404
00:54:42,877 --> 00:54:46,275
They're to go behind the, um--
the wood burner, so...
1405
00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:47,147
I love it.
1406
00:54:47,616 --> 00:54:49,242
But there are three of them.
Which "it"?
1407
00:54:49,377 --> 00:54:50,880
-Yeah, I'll send them now.
-There are three "its"--
1408
00:54:51,149 --> 00:54:53,012
-You didn't even look at them.
-(CELL PHONE DINGS)
1409
00:54:53,147 --> 00:54:55,113
-What?
-And I'm trying to talk to you,
1410
00:54:55,249 --> 00:54:56,322
-and you're picking up the ph--
-Hi.
1411
00:54:56,691 --> 00:54:58,722
Yeah, I just told Flora,
budget figures are in.
1412
00:54:58,858 --> 00:55:00,052
Oh, budget figures, yeah.
While you're
1413
00:55:00,188 --> 00:55:01,562
-on budgetary figures...
-Call you back.
1414
00:55:01,698 --> 00:55:04,464
...please will you add in
that I bought us a table
1415
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,366
from a 15th-century
Spanish monastery?
1416
00:55:06,502 --> 00:55:08,069
It actually has
a dagger embedded in it
1417
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:09,369
from the Spanish Inquisition.
1418
00:55:09,538 --> 00:55:11,071
It's pricey, but I think
it's essential.
1419
00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:12,266
You'll like the look of--
1420
00:55:12,402 --> 00:55:13,309
Ivy!
1421
00:55:19,982 --> 00:55:20,914
(BOTH GRUNT)
1422
00:55:21,050 --> 00:55:22,582
(THEO PANTING)
1423
00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:26,712
Just checking.
1424
00:55:26,847 --> 00:55:28,416
Jesus Christ, Ivy.
1425
00:55:29,052 --> 00:55:32,526
You are a fucking
child sometimes.
1426
00:55:33,028 --> 00:55:34,429
Mom? Dad?
1427
00:55:35,956 --> 00:55:37,323
Do we have any milk?
1428
00:55:37,759 --> 00:55:38,659
Yes, darling.
1429
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:40,099
-Of course we have milk.
-Yeah. Of course, darling. Yeah.
1430
00:55:40,235 --> 00:55:41,293
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1431
00:55:41,662 --> 00:55:42,668
Yeah.
1432
00:55:43,865 --> 00:55:45,066
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1433
00:55:47,104 --> 00:55:50,636
And a one, and a two,
and a three, four.
1434
00:55:50,771 --> 00:55:52,139
IVY: Hello!
1435
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:53,540
ROY: Mom?
1436
00:55:53,675 --> 00:55:54,981
I'm coming too.
1437
00:55:55,116 --> 00:55:57,052
Okay. Great.
1438
00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:59,753
Mom, we're doing 2k interval
wind sprints.
1439
00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:00,983
Oh.
1440
00:56:02,090 --> 00:56:03,524
Also, news.
1441
00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:06,852
I had my first period yesterday.
1442
00:56:07,222 --> 00:56:08,957
Oh, my darling.
Were you all right?
1443
00:56:09,226 --> 00:56:11,658
I was in a white bathing suit
at a pool party.
1444
00:56:11,793 --> 00:56:12,999
It was mortifying.
1445
00:56:13,235 --> 00:56:15,268
People stared, I cried.
1446
00:56:15,403 --> 00:56:17,706
Aw. Why didn't you call me?
1447
00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,402
I called Dad. He was the best.
1448
00:56:20,537 --> 00:56:21,601
(SMACKS) Aw.
1449
00:56:21,737 --> 00:56:22,845
Oh, the best.
1450
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:24,473
How did you know what to do?
1451
00:56:24,609 --> 00:56:26,778
Oh, intuitive parenting.
1452
00:56:27,413 --> 00:56:28,248
He Googled it.
1453
00:56:28,383 --> 00:56:31,145
All right, you two. And, go!
1454
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,215
(FOOTSTEPS GROWING DISTANT)
1455
00:56:37,252 --> 00:56:39,093
Can't believe that
about her period.
1456
00:56:39,228 --> 00:56:40,694
Yeah, it was intense.
1457
00:56:41,363 --> 00:56:42,887
She was a wreck, poor thing.
1458
00:56:43,023 --> 00:56:44,994
Oh. Wish I'd been there.
1459
00:56:45,129 --> 00:56:47,502
(CLICKS TONGUE)
But you never are, are you?
1460
00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:52,166
Shut your stupid, stupid mouth.
1461
00:56:56,573 --> 00:56:57,736
HATTIE: Dad!
1462
00:56:57,871 --> 00:56:59,140
ROY: You coming?
1463
00:57:03,249 --> 00:57:04,145
Yup.
1464
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:07,280
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1465
00:57:19,226 --> 00:57:21,530
-Hey, Mom.
-Hello, darling.
1466
00:57:21,666 --> 00:57:23,439
You look beautiful.
1467
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:26,599
-Glowing.
-Sweat.
1468
00:57:27,469 --> 00:57:29,477
-What were you doing?
-Free-climbing fences
1469
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:32,404
to build my lat muscles
and general focus.
1470
00:57:34,313 --> 00:57:35,275
Cool.
1471
00:57:36,515 --> 00:57:37,518
You avoiding Dad?
1472
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:40,450
No, of course not.
I'm just having a little moment.
1473
00:57:40,618 --> 00:57:42,118
You two need help.
1474
00:57:42,654 --> 00:57:43,815
(SCOFFS) Ridiculous.
1475
00:57:43,950 --> 00:57:45,454
(DOOR OPENS)
1476
00:57:46,190 --> 00:57:48,926
Hattie, it's time
for your protein blast.
1477
00:57:49,061 --> 00:57:50,994
Don't tell him I'm--
Don't tell him I'm here.
1478
00:57:51,463 --> 00:57:52,765
Mom's down here.
1479
00:57:53,398 --> 00:57:54,503
Traitor.
1480
00:57:55,697 --> 00:57:56,703
Sorry.
1481
00:57:58,066 --> 00:57:59,434
I still love you, though.
1482
00:57:59,670 --> 00:58:00,707
Love you, too.
1483
00:58:11,580 --> 00:58:13,818
Do you ever feel like
we're trapped in something?
1484
00:58:13,954 --> 00:58:16,120
That we've created
this overly complicated,
1485
00:58:16,255 --> 00:58:18,784
endlessly whirring machine
that we can't get out of?
1486
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,163
What if we just dropped it all,
got a van,
1487
00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:22,664
and drove around South America?
1488
00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:26,291
Yeah, well, you'd have
a hard time convincing them.
1489
00:58:26,626 --> 00:58:28,729
They're aiming
for those scholarships in Miami.
1490
00:58:28,865 --> 00:58:29,965
But that's what I mean.
1491
00:58:30,267 --> 00:58:32,798
They're 13, and suddenly
they want to leave home.
1492
00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:35,511
They were six
last time I looked.
1493
00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:37,777
Look, you're just tired.
1494
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,846
We're in the hard bit.
1495
00:58:41,982 --> 00:58:43,481
Well, good, 'cause
if this is the easy bit,
1496
00:58:43,617 --> 00:58:44,544
smother me with a pillow.
1497
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:45,778
Will do.
1498
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,722
Said a little too quickly
for my liking.
1499
00:58:50,225 --> 00:58:53,019
IVY: ...complete deadshit.
A victim. A loser. A wanker.
1500
00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:55,597
Number ten. "Theo. What a cunt."
1501
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,199
(SNORTS AND LAUGHS)
1502
00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,898
THERAPIST: That wasn't the task.
1503
00:58:59,033 --> 00:59:01,496
-(WHEEZING LAUGHTER)
-I see so much resentment,
1504
00:59:01,631 --> 00:59:05,532
self-righteousness, mockery,
an inability to admit wrongs.
1505
00:59:05,734 --> 00:59:09,270
I don't think you have the
capacity to fix your problems.
1506
00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:15,040
Are you actually
allowed to say that?
1507
00:59:15,176 --> 00:59:16,613
That seems unprofessional.
1508
00:59:16,748 --> 00:59:18,548
Yes. Like malpractice.
1509
00:59:18,684 --> 00:59:19,818
What? No, uh-- Uh...
1510
00:59:19,953 --> 00:59:21,153
We'll be expecting
a hefty discount.
1511
00:59:21,288 --> 00:59:21,981
Mm-hm.
1512
00:59:22,217 --> 00:59:23,648
-Time's up.
-Oh. Really?
1513
00:59:23,784 --> 00:59:25,622
Uh, well, that was--
that was fun while it lasted.
1514
00:59:25,757 --> 00:59:26,923
That was so much fun.
1515
00:59:27,159 --> 00:59:28,821
I do still expect my parking
to be validated.
1516
00:59:28,956 --> 00:59:30,489
(IVY LAUGHS)
1517
00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,462
-Wow. Outrageous.
-Absolute fraud.
1518
00:59:35,597 --> 00:59:37,436
-Your list was best, by the way.
-Thank you, darling.
1519
00:59:37,571 --> 00:59:39,036
Yours was second-best.
1520
00:59:39,671 --> 00:59:41,467
We could be nicer.
1521
00:59:42,068 --> 00:59:43,504
I could be.
1522
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:44,670
Me too.
1523
00:59:44,972 --> 00:59:46,175
Let's try.
1524
00:59:50,450 --> 00:59:51,186
Dad! We got in!
1525
00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:53,114
Miami! We both got in!
1526
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:54,816
-We got our scholarships!
-Yes!
1527
00:59:54,952 --> 00:59:57,252
My little genii. Yes. Yes!
1528
00:59:57,387 --> 00:59:59,655
Let's have some pancakes
to celebrate. We did it.
1529
00:59:59,791 --> 01:00:01,152
BOTH: The work goes on.
1530
01:00:01,288 --> 01:00:02,557
-Yes.
-(LAUGHTER)
1531
01:00:02,993 --> 01:00:04,122
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT)
1532
01:00:04,258 --> 01:00:05,463
IVY: Miss you already.
1533
01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:06,565
Bring it in, champ.
1534
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,893
-Bye.
-Bye, darling.
1535
01:00:08,028 --> 01:00:09,302
Love you.
1536
01:00:09,905 --> 01:00:11,072
We'll call you guys
when we get there.
1537
01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,163
Yes, please do.
1538
01:00:12,299 --> 01:00:13,765
-Okay.
-Yes, please.
1539
01:00:13,967 --> 01:00:17,204
Now, don't forget to do that
stretching regime I told you
1540
01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:19,307
after you get off the plane,
please?
1541
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:21,039
-Bye.
-Bye.
1542
01:00:21,175 --> 01:00:22,382
-Bye.
-Bye.
1543
01:00:22,684 --> 01:00:23,846
-Love you. Love you.
-Bye.
1544
01:00:23,982 --> 01:00:25,544
-I love you.
-Love you.
1545
01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:33,387
Bye.
1546
01:00:35,122 --> 01:00:36,555
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1547
01:00:36,690 --> 01:00:38,491
Well, thank God they've gone.
(CHUCKLES)
1548
01:00:40,061 --> 01:00:41,796
Theo, I'm joking.
1549
01:00:41,965 --> 01:00:44,866
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1550
01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:46,808
Oh, it's Hattie. Yes?
1551
01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:48,369
HATTIE: I forgot,
can you, um, walk me
1552
01:00:48,504 --> 01:00:50,072
through the nutrition
thing again?
1553
01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:51,839
Yes. Yes, nutrition,
yes, of course.
1554
01:00:51,975 --> 01:00:52,975
Um, well, you know,
1555
01:00:53,277 --> 01:00:54,546
it's a little bit like
being a rabbit
1556
01:00:54,681 --> 01:00:56,379
at a Las Vegas buffet.
1557
01:00:56,515 --> 01:00:59,545
You want to be hitting the
salad bar first, yes? Correct?
1558
01:01:01,181 --> 01:01:02,548
Yes and then--
1559
01:01:02,917 --> 01:01:05,158
So, think like a rabbit, eat
lots of vegetables, and then...
1560
01:01:05,294 --> 01:01:07,820
So, you gotta be very careful
about your blood sugar spikes.
1561
01:01:07,955 --> 01:01:10,596
So, you can have your protein
and then you can have your carbs
1562
01:01:10,732 --> 01:01:11,963
like a cross-country trucker.
1563
01:01:12,165 --> 01:01:14,397
Yeah, Jane,
let's open another restaurant.
1564
01:01:14,533 --> 01:01:16,771
(LOVE HURTS BY SUSANNA HOFFS
AND ERIC JOHNSON PLAYS)
1565
01:01:18,032 --> 01:01:23,239
♪ ♪
1566
01:01:25,272 --> 01:01:28,147
♪ Love hurts ♪
1567
01:01:28,550 --> 01:01:31,144
♪ Love scars ♪
1568
01:01:31,279 --> 01:01:32,682
Light the fire, please, Hal.
1569
01:01:33,251 --> 01:01:35,647
And turn up the music
five percent.
1570
01:01:36,988 --> 01:01:39,519
♪ Any heart ♪
1571
01:01:40,695 --> 01:01:42,731
♪ Not tough ♪
1572
01:01:44,230 --> 01:01:46,165
Oh, that looks great.
You want champagne?
1573
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:48,699
No, thank you, I've been
making out with my negroni.
1574
01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:49,996
Think I'll stick to that.
1575
01:01:50,799 --> 01:01:54,068
HAL: Car approaches.
Silver Audi. Two guests.
1576
01:01:54,204 --> 01:01:55,537
Still freaky how he does that.
1577
01:01:55,839 --> 01:01:56,806
Thanks, Hal.
1578
01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:58,471
Hal, do you want a negroni?
1579
01:01:58,606 --> 01:02:00,775
HAL:
I don't have wants or needs.
1580
01:02:00,910 --> 01:02:02,278
Marry me.
1581
01:02:02,845 --> 01:02:03,878
Funny.
1582
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,880
(AIULADO BY BABA SISSOKO PLAYS)
1583
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:08,882
(ALL WOWING)
1584
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:11,727
I mean, wow.
1585
01:02:12,991 --> 01:02:14,290
The green moss on the roof,
1586
01:02:14,559 --> 01:02:17,062
the blue thrust of the house
meeting the raw ocean.
1587
01:02:17,197 --> 01:02:20,132
I mean, I love
how the living area provides
1588
01:02:20,267 --> 01:02:23,096
this kind of gravitational
center of the ensemble.
1589
01:02:23,232 --> 01:02:24,096
You guys are saying words,
1590
01:02:24,732 --> 01:02:26,369
but you know they don't
mean anything, right?
1591
01:02:26,505 --> 01:02:29,743
You got a shot at your vision,
Theo, and you nailed it.
1592
01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:31,240
I never thought
watching a white man
1593
01:02:31,376 --> 01:02:34,208
reclaim his power
could be so moving.
1594
01:02:34,344 --> 01:02:37,346
(AIULADO CONTINUES, MUFFLED)
1595
01:02:41,623 --> 01:02:43,488
(MANDOLINE CLACKING)
1596
01:02:43,623 --> 01:02:44,650
How are you?
1597
01:02:45,661 --> 01:02:48,087
(CHUCKLES)
So great.
1598
01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:50,090
The house is just--
1599
01:02:50,226 --> 01:02:52,895
It's-- It's so beautiful.
1600
01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,497
He's a fucking genius.
1601
01:02:54,633 --> 01:02:56,035
Oh!
1602
01:02:56,170 --> 01:02:59,302
Why is this stove old
and kinda crappy?
1603
01:02:59,969 --> 01:03:00,870
It's not.
1604
01:03:01,473 --> 01:03:03,905
It's Julia Child's original
stove from France.
1605
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:04,940
I bought it at auction.
1606
01:03:05,076 --> 01:03:06,446
-AMY: Stop it.
-I know.
1607
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:07,745
(STOVETOP CLICKING)
1608
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:08,877
It's a fragile beauty.
1609
01:03:09,013 --> 01:03:10,748
Wow. That is incredible.
1610
01:03:10,884 --> 01:03:12,818
-Julia Child.
-Yeah.
1611
01:03:12,953 --> 01:03:14,522
-She's dead, right?
-Mmm.
1612
01:03:14,657 --> 01:03:16,285
And what, was kind of mean?
1613
01:03:16,587 --> 01:03:18,657
No. You should probably go
and join the others,
1614
01:03:18,793 --> 01:03:19,958
'cause I'm shaving fennel,
1615
01:03:20,161 --> 01:03:21,489
and it takes a high degree
of concentration
1616
01:03:21,624 --> 01:03:23,427
not to just shred my wrists
into the salad.
1617
01:03:23,563 --> 01:03:24,690
Mm.
1618
01:03:27,534 --> 01:03:28,628
Oh.
1619
01:03:32,073 --> 01:03:34,137
Don't you ever
just wanna let go?
1620
01:03:34,273 --> 01:03:35,740
Well, that's why
the English invented
1621
01:03:35,876 --> 01:03:37,509
repressing one's feelings.
1622
01:03:37,645 --> 01:03:38,845
You're so dry.
1623
01:03:39,347 --> 01:03:42,013
Only when my husband looks
at me. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1624
01:03:42,148 --> 01:03:43,643
-There you go again.
-Oh, yeah.
1625
01:03:45,381 --> 01:03:47,218
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
1626
01:03:47,687 --> 01:03:48,584
(BLOWS AIR)
1627
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,089
Oh.
1628
01:03:51,253 --> 01:03:53,721
(WHOOSHES SEDUCTIVELY)
1629
01:03:54,190 --> 01:03:55,290
Love you, baby girl.
1630
01:03:55,559 --> 01:03:58,592
This would be a cool place
to suicide from.
1631
01:03:59,028 --> 01:03:59,960
So pretty.
1632
01:04:00,395 --> 01:04:01,735
RORY: I'm going back inside.
1633
01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:03,100
I wanna see how
the wall asserts itself
1634
01:04:03,235 --> 01:04:04,539
with such clarity
into the space.
1635
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:05,873
SALLY: I wanna see that too.
1636
01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:07,706
Well, my friend, you have made
what I like to call
1637
01:04:07,841 --> 01:04:10,040
a very adequate house.
1638
01:04:10,175 --> 01:04:12,173
-I am flattered.
-Sorry to gush.
1639
01:04:12,308 --> 01:04:13,440
The fact that you'll now be sad
1640
01:04:13,643 --> 01:04:15,046
every time you walk
into your own home
1641
01:04:15,182 --> 01:04:16,479
-is enough for me. (CHUCKLES)
-Oh...
1642
01:04:16,614 --> 01:04:18,781
That was the case
long before you built this.
1643
01:04:19,150 --> 01:04:20,818
Speaking of, how's married life?
1644
01:04:20,954 --> 01:04:24,358
Uh, it's-- Um, it's fine.
1645
01:04:24,627 --> 01:04:25,826
Wow, that bad, huh?
1646
01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:27,190
I was hoping the house
would be healing
1647
01:04:27,326 --> 01:04:29,126
-in its quietly adequate way.
-Yeah.
1648
01:04:29,262 --> 01:04:31,698
How old is that
fucking stove, Theo?
1649
01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:33,801
Just ignore the fucking stove.
1650
01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:36,064
Seems a little
passive aggressive, no?
1651
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,431
All this beauty, she gets
1652
01:04:37,567 --> 01:04:39,672
that bitch Julia Child's
stove in there?
1653
01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:42,641
No, sometimes a stove
is just a stove.
1654
01:04:42,877 --> 01:04:44,407
The stove sounds bad, The.
1655
01:04:44,942 --> 01:04:46,110
It-- it's fine.
1656
01:04:46,312 --> 01:04:48,781
Hey, baby,
can you get me a negroni?
1657
01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:50,245
You already have a negroni.
1658
01:04:50,514 --> 01:04:52,119
That's why God
gave me two hands.
1659
01:04:52,254 --> 01:04:53,620
I thought it was so you could
give me a hand job
1660
01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:54,920
while enjoying a negroni.
1661
01:04:55,189 --> 01:04:56,618
-Oh. (LAUGHS)
-Obviously, I'm joking.
1662
01:04:56,753 --> 01:04:58,557
She's sickened by the sight
of my naked body.
1663
01:04:58,692 --> 01:05:00,428
(BOTH LAUGH)
1664
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,626
Fucking adore you.
1665
01:05:01,762 --> 01:05:04,031
Barr. (LAUGHS)
1666
01:05:05,632 --> 01:05:06,796
Oh.
1667
01:05:06,932 --> 01:05:08,532
These people.
1668
01:05:08,668 --> 01:05:09,527
Wait...
1669
01:05:10,063 --> 01:05:11,468
-Okay, please say it again.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
1670
01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:13,039
Every morning, he'd order
a tumbler of whiskey
1671
01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:14,773
and four kippers
and be beastly to the staff.
1672
01:05:14,908 --> 01:05:16,578
Oh, my God, I love it.
1673
01:05:16,713 --> 01:05:18,811
Is kipper a kind of sex act?
1674
01:05:18,946 --> 01:05:20,913
If you're a Tory MP, absolutely.
1675
01:05:21,048 --> 01:05:22,445
But I don't know
what that means.
1676
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:25,548
Who cares, Sal?
It just sounds so good. (LAUGHS)
1677
01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:28,748
All this time, I'm still
falling for that little accent.
1678
01:05:29,616 --> 01:05:31,355
It does something to my...
1679
01:05:31,724 --> 01:05:32,719
Cunt?
1680
01:05:34,294 --> 01:05:36,057
Sorry, were you not
gonna say cunt?
1681
01:05:36,359 --> 01:05:37,564
My mistake. Anyway, uh...
1682
01:05:37,699 --> 01:05:38,993
Dinner! Let's eat.
1683
01:05:39,128 --> 01:05:40,096
Another negroni?
1684
01:05:40,432 --> 01:05:41,402
No, thanks, darling.
I've got one.
1685
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:42,463
Was my point.
1686
01:05:42,765 --> 01:05:44,634
Too subtle for someone
who's had four negronis.
1687
01:05:44,770 --> 01:05:45,939
(SIGHS)
1688
01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:47,137
RORY: Can I point out
the gorgeous
1689
01:05:47,272 --> 01:05:48,537
wooden elephant
in the room?
1690
01:05:48,673 --> 01:05:51,211
(SCOFFS) I love this table.
I mean, come on.
1691
01:05:51,346 --> 01:05:53,709
Ah. Yes. 15th century
from a Spanish monastery.
1692
01:05:53,845 --> 01:05:56,913
Apparently, that dagger was used
in the Spanish Inquisition.
1693
01:05:57,049 --> 01:05:58,515
BARRY: How cool is that?
1694
01:05:58,684 --> 01:06:01,616
This was likely covered
in a tortured heretic's blood?
1695
01:06:01,752 --> 01:06:04,419
(INHALES) Do you just
wake up beaming, Ivy?
1696
01:06:04,555 --> 01:06:06,694
-I really do.
-We are very lucky.
1697
01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:08,194
So much to be grateful for.
1698
01:06:08,429 --> 01:06:10,963
Here's to this amazing house
and to you, my darling.
1699
01:06:11,098 --> 01:06:12,633
-No, to you.
-No, to you.
1700
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:15,069
-No. To you.
-Ah.
1701
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,231
You guys are so cute.
1702
01:06:18,367 --> 01:06:20,206
Like a sack of kittens.
1703
01:06:20,341 --> 01:06:22,367
-Near a rushing river.
-(SALLY CHUCKLES)
1704
01:06:22,502 --> 01:06:23,404
I don't get that.
1705
01:06:23,773 --> 01:06:27,011
Thank you, Ivy,
for making all of this possible.
1706
01:06:27,647 --> 01:06:29,882
He sounds sarcastic,
but he does actually mean it.
1707
01:06:30,017 --> 01:06:30,914
Yeah, it's just the accent.
1708
01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:33,154
The accent is confusing.
1709
01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:35,523
Sometimes Ivy's mad at me,
and I can't even tell.
1710
01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:36,547
(SCATTERED CHUCKLES)
1711
01:06:37,350 --> 01:06:38,825
Sometimes he's got his cock
in me, and I can't even tell.
1712
01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:40,622
-(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
-Oh.
1713
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,402
(CHUCKLES)
1714
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,403
(ALL LAUGH)
1715
01:06:50,206 --> 01:06:52,940
All right, now the dinner
is getting fun.
1716
01:06:53,076 --> 01:06:54,338
So, Ives, you want me
to, what,
1717
01:06:54,473 --> 01:06:55,934
do a shot of this
with the scallop?
1718
01:06:56,269 --> 01:06:58,977
Yeah, it's, um, Japanese vodka
infused with tarragon,
1719
01:06:59,112 --> 01:07:00,672
so adds a bit of bitterness.
1720
01:07:01,008 --> 01:07:02,440
Ivy likes to leave
a little bit of herself
1721
01:07:02,576 --> 01:07:04,316
in everything she does.
1722
01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:09,418
I love this fun banter
you guys do.
1723
01:07:09,553 --> 01:07:11,155
We should try it,
Sally, come on.
1724
01:07:11,290 --> 01:07:13,127
SALLY: (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
Okay.
1725
01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:14,886
Why don't you try
not fucking me in the ass
1726
01:07:15,022 --> 01:07:16,926
while you choke me
sometimes, shitbird?
1727
01:07:17,061 --> 01:07:19,424
(LIGHT CHUCKLE)
1728
01:07:19,559 --> 01:07:20,501
SALLY: Your turn.
1729
01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:22,026
Whore. (SCOFFS)
1730
01:07:22,829 --> 01:07:24,463
-Mmm!
-That kinda thing?
1731
01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:27,339
(LAUGHS)
That is so cool.
1732
01:07:27,475 --> 01:07:28,906
-(SCATTERED CHUCKLES)
-Is that what you guys
1733
01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:30,006
are doing, right?
1734
01:07:30,142 --> 01:07:32,575
I'm not the expert. Ivy?
1735
01:07:35,515 --> 01:07:37,541
See, this is why
I don't have friends.
1736
01:07:37,677 --> 01:07:38,743
You know, you gotta get
1737
01:07:39,078 --> 01:07:40,216
Architectural Digest
up here, right?
1738
01:07:40,351 --> 01:07:41,580
Thank you, Sally, I'm just--
1739
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:44,358
I'm not so sure
I'm into public approbation.
1740
01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:45,720
(SNORTS)
1741
01:07:47,024 --> 01:07:48,129
Anymore.
1742
01:07:48,531 --> 01:07:49,892
(COUGHS)
1743
01:07:50,027 --> 01:07:51,156
Sure.
1744
01:07:52,092 --> 01:07:54,129
The kids have been gone
for a while now, huh?
1745
01:07:54,265 --> 01:07:55,730
How-- How has that been?
1746
01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:59,270
Hard? Brutal? Liberating?
1747
01:07:59,405 --> 01:08:00,939
Your kids
are college-age already?
1748
01:08:01,074 --> 01:08:02,108
THEO: Oh, no, no, no.
1749
01:08:02,510 --> 01:08:04,245
They just happen
to be very gifted physically,
1750
01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,846
and they won these scholarships
to this school in Miami
1751
01:08:05,982 --> 01:08:07,407
for high performance athletes.
1752
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:08,774
-At 13.
-AMY: Wow.
1753
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:11,319
-RORY: Amazing.
-Yeah. It's their dream.
1754
01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:12,551
Is it?
1755
01:08:12,687 --> 01:08:13,578
(SIGHS)
1756
01:08:13,747 --> 01:08:14,989
I think I know how you feel,
1757
01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:16,721
because when we
hired that surrogate,
1758
01:08:16,857 --> 01:08:19,126
and she got pregnant, and then
she ate sushi from an airport,
1759
01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,094
-and we had to let her go.
-Here we go.
1760
01:08:21,229 --> 01:08:23,121
It was very dark.
I got shingles.
1761
01:08:23,256 --> 01:08:27,102
I got monkey pox.
Oh, the grief I felt. (SCOFFS)
1762
01:08:28,403 --> 01:08:31,537
Yeah-- I--
It's still pretty raw for me.
1763
01:08:31,973 --> 01:08:33,240
I hear you, baby girl.
1764
01:08:33,475 --> 01:08:36,743
So is that nine restaurants
you guys have now?
1765
01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:38,079
We are an empire.
1766
01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:40,214
JANE: And she won
the James Beard Award...
1767
01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:42,106
-JEFFREY: Yass.
-...which is like a food Oscar.
1768
01:08:42,241 --> 01:08:43,977
-It's all true.
-RORY: I'm aware of the Beard.
1769
01:08:44,112 --> 01:08:46,315
We've been lucky.
We found a niche in the market.
1770
01:08:46,451 --> 01:08:48,079
Upscale, but not intimidating.
1771
01:08:48,215 --> 01:08:50,185
So, it sort of hits a range
of demographics.
1772
01:08:50,454 --> 01:08:52,357
We want to move into the South.
1773
01:08:52,493 --> 01:08:55,296
Like Sherman's march
with lobster bibs.
1774
01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:57,523
Sorry, darling, was the
attention off you for a minute?
1775
01:08:57,658 --> 01:08:58,925
Did you start to wilt?
1776
01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:00,500
THEO: I think the guests
are wilting, my darling,
1777
01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:05,398
due to the droning nature
of your caustic narcissism.
1778
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:09,467
(LAUGHS) They're doing it again,
and I love it.
1779
01:09:10,136 --> 01:09:12,236
Hey, fuck-stick bitch,
fill my glass
1780
01:09:12,371 --> 01:09:15,414
the way you can't fill my pussy
with your tiny dick.
1781
01:09:15,783 --> 01:09:16,977
Whoa.
1782
01:09:17,980 --> 01:09:19,854
All right,
that doesn't seem like banter.
1783
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,321
That just seems mean to me.
1784
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:25,285
Cry like a baby like you did
when our dog died, dickhead.
1785
01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:26,892
What the fuck?
1786
01:09:27,828 --> 01:09:33,201
I am an empath, and I'm having
a hard time at this table.
1787
01:09:39,734 --> 01:09:43,244
(WAVES CRASHING IN DISTANCE)
1788
01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:46,779
Can you not?
Amy's allergic to weed.
1789
01:09:47,181 --> 01:09:49,013
I'm allergic to Amy, literally.
1790
01:09:49,148 --> 01:09:50,315
Rash on my finger.
1791
01:09:50,451 --> 01:09:52,846
Funny.
Can we just be nice, please?
1792
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:55,247
You're drunk,
and you're being a...
1793
01:09:55,382 --> 01:09:57,888
if I had to define it
in one word, a bit of a bitch.
1794
01:09:58,224 --> 01:09:59,425
Of course, darling.
1795
01:10:01,055 --> 01:10:02,928
We've done something
amazing here.
1796
01:10:03,064 --> 01:10:04,357
Let's celebrate it.
1797
01:10:05,193 --> 01:10:08,594
AMY: Any dessert?
IVY: Hal, play Napalm Death.
1798
01:10:08,729 --> 01:10:10,795
(HEAVY METAL BLASTING)
1799
01:10:10,930 --> 01:10:13,241
BARRY: Ivy, it's a little loud.
1800
01:10:14,771 --> 01:10:16,677
-(COUGHS)
-(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1801
01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:18,911
(APPLAUSE)
1802
01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,079
-Wow.
-Wow.
1803
01:10:21,215 --> 01:10:23,550
(MUSIC CONTINUES BLASTING)
1804
01:10:23,852 --> 01:10:25,082
It's the house.
1805
01:10:25,718 --> 01:10:27,111
-SALLY: Oh my God.
-RORY: What's going on?
1806
01:10:27,413 --> 01:10:29,087
-For you. For you. For you.
-(SALLY SHRIEKING)
1807
01:10:29,223 --> 01:10:30,849
Baby girl, double helping.
1808
01:10:30,985 --> 01:10:33,085
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(BARRY GASPS)
1809
01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,468
(SIGHS)
1810
01:10:47,268 --> 01:10:50,010
I'm gonna leave some long pauses
in the conversation,
1811
01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:52,439
for you to insert an apology.
1812
01:10:52,574 --> 01:10:53,743
For what, darling?
1813
01:10:54,908 --> 01:10:56,344
You embarrassed yourself.
1814
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,084
Sorry you feel that way.
I did it for you, darling.
1815
01:10:59,553 --> 01:11:01,380
You were an appalling,
needy bore,
1816
01:11:01,516 --> 01:11:04,920
and I created a diversion lest
they should think ill of you.
1817
01:11:05,055 --> 01:11:08,087
I shall insert some pauses
for you to thank me.
1818
01:11:09,860 --> 01:11:12,158
You just can't say sorry,
can you?
1819
01:11:12,294 --> 01:11:14,262
Well, I did. I said,
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
1820
01:11:14,497 --> 01:11:15,199
That's not sorry.
1821
01:11:15,969 --> 01:11:18,603
Well, the sentence literally
contains the word, "sorry."
1822
01:11:19,870 --> 01:11:22,239
You can't say sorry
with feeling,
1823
01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:27,006
with acknowledgment
for pain caused or damage done.
1824
01:11:27,141 --> 01:11:29,143
Jesus, I'm not fucking
Ian McKellen.
1825
01:11:29,279 --> 01:11:33,013
(IN DEEP VOICE) I'm so sorry.
My deepest regrets, sir.
1826
01:11:36,322 --> 01:11:38,150
Yeah, well, I'm touched.
1827
01:11:38,852 --> 01:11:40,420
Did you try the cake?
1828
01:11:41,323 --> 01:11:43,862
Jesus, Theo, it's no big deal.
I got drunk at dinner.
1829
01:11:43,998 --> 01:11:46,795
You stole my fucking children
from me, and now they're gone.
1830
01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:48,563
You expect me
to be happy about it?
1831
01:11:48,699 --> 01:11:51,264
I did not steal our children.
1832
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:52,866
But I did bring them up.
1833
01:11:53,035 --> 01:11:54,642
You taught them
how to be sweaty robots.
1834
01:11:54,778 --> 01:11:56,834
They can only talk about reps
or sodium levels or some shit,
1835
01:11:56,969 --> 01:11:58,069
and now they've gone.
1836
01:11:58,372 --> 01:11:59,210
Yeah, well, you should've
thought about that
1837
01:11:59,346 --> 01:12:01,043
when you were off to work
1838
01:12:01,179 --> 01:12:03,518
building your fucking empire,
i.e. a shrine to yourself.
1839
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:06,177
I did that to pay for this,
your shrine to yourself.
1840
01:12:06,313 --> 01:12:07,953
It was meant to be ours,
but became yours.
1841
01:12:08,088 --> 01:12:09,056
That is bullshit
1842
01:12:09,525 --> 01:12:10,649
because I was prepared
to work my way up again,
1843
01:12:10,784 --> 01:12:11,684
but you bribed me
1844
01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:13,593
with this house
to serve the Ivy show.
1845
01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:16,590
And you can't even see
what I did for the children.
1846
01:12:16,726 --> 01:12:17,791
The doctor's appointments,
1847
01:12:18,227 --> 01:12:19,825
the dentist's appointments,
the dermatologist.
1848
01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:21,493
Who went to the dermatologist?
1849
01:12:21,728 --> 01:12:23,668
Fuck! Seriously?
1850
01:12:24,902 --> 01:12:26,900
Yeah, no, I--
I remember the thing.
1851
01:12:27,036 --> 01:12:28,641
The thing. What thing?
Whose thing?
1852
01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:31,302
The thing. The thing
that was skin-related that...
1853
01:12:32,147 --> 01:12:33,247
Whose? Who had it, Ivy?
1854
01:12:33,382 --> 01:12:34,542
I mean,
there's just two of them.
1855
01:12:34,678 --> 01:12:35,908
You've got a 50-50 chance.
1856
01:12:36,043 --> 01:12:37,141
-Roy!
-THEO: (IMITATES BUZZER)
1857
01:12:37,410 --> 01:12:39,014
I'm afraid you're
out of the game, madam.
1858
01:12:39,149 --> 01:12:41,380
Hattie, cracked and bleeding
eczema on her toes.
1859
01:12:41,516 --> 01:12:43,017
Yes, I--
1860
01:12:44,555 --> 01:12:45,521
THEO: What is happening?
1861
01:12:46,157 --> 01:12:48,594
Have you lost your footing
on the cliff of resentment
1862
01:12:48,729 --> 01:12:51,892
as you realize
there is no factual basis to it?
1863
01:12:52,027 --> 01:12:53,190
I would have loved
to have been
1864
01:12:53,326 --> 01:12:55,660
the one that did that,
is my point.
1865
01:12:55,795 --> 01:12:56,862
(EXHALES)
1866
01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:58,837
You know why I can't say sorry?
1867
01:12:59,206 --> 01:13:00,106
Enlighten me.
1868
01:13:00,509 --> 01:13:02,002
IVY: Because
you need it too much.
1869
01:13:02,138 --> 01:13:04,037
You need sorry,
and praise, and attention,
1870
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:05,941
and blowjobs,
and Italian furniture,
1871
01:13:06,076 --> 01:13:07,940
and Irish fucking moss
on the fucking roof!
1872
01:13:08,075 --> 01:13:10,517
You are a bottomless pit
of need!
1873
01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:16,782
(EXHALES)
1874
01:13:16,918 --> 01:13:18,459
Yeah, well, you're right.
1875
01:13:20,027 --> 01:13:21,220
I am?
1876
01:13:21,655 --> 01:13:22,562
Yeah.
1877
01:13:23,727 --> 01:13:25,163
What do you mean, I'm right?
1878
01:13:25,299 --> 01:13:27,767
I do need connection
1879
01:13:28,336 --> 01:13:30,236
and an exchange of intimacy
1880
01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:33,868
and the flawed nature
of who I am validated
1881
01:13:34,004 --> 01:13:36,204
as I journey
through this life hoping
1882
01:13:36,339 --> 01:13:40,679
that one person might see me,
love me, and hold me.
1883
01:13:42,578 --> 01:13:43,510
(EXHALES)
1884
01:13:43,645 --> 01:13:44,980
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1885
01:13:45,845 --> 01:13:47,214
Oh, I see.
1886
01:13:47,349 --> 01:13:49,584
You're the wise philosopher,
and I'm the bitch.
1887
01:13:49,719 --> 01:13:51,419
Exactly. And I'm out.
1888
01:13:51,554 --> 01:13:53,153
The victor.
1889
01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,242
Theo, I'm so sorry.
1890
01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:22,316
I'm so sad,
it just hollows me out.
1891
01:14:23,153 --> 01:14:25,621
I feel like I've missed
half their lives.
1892
01:14:26,090 --> 01:14:28,290
And I don't know what
to do without them.
1893
01:14:28,959 --> 01:14:32,660
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)
1894
01:14:33,196 --> 01:14:35,763
I just-- I think I just want you
to give me a hug
1895
01:14:35,898 --> 01:14:37,703
or something pathetic like that.
1896
01:14:51,514 --> 01:14:52,413
Morning.
1897
01:14:52,882 --> 01:14:55,281
Think I might just go for a run.
1898
01:14:58,522 --> 01:14:59,652
(CLATTERS)
1899
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,386
(PANTING)
1900
01:15:08,532 --> 01:15:11,165
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1901
01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:18,271
(PANTING)
1902
01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:23,518
Shit.
1903
01:15:27,183 --> 01:15:29,689
You-- You're in
the wrong place, buddy.
1904
01:15:30,653 --> 01:15:33,422
(PANTING)
1905
01:15:33,558 --> 01:15:34,694
Are you dead?
1906
01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:44,165
(GASPS)
1907
01:15:47,570 --> 01:15:50,435
(GRUNTS)
1908
01:15:54,512 --> 01:15:55,683
Wait there.
1909
01:15:56,352 --> 01:15:58,419
Stop. Will you stop, please?
1910
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,445
Please, please,
stop, stop, stop.
1911
01:16:02,717 --> 01:16:03,987
Stop!
1912
01:16:04,456 --> 01:16:05,351
(BRAKES SCREECH)
1913
01:16:07,888 --> 01:16:08,992
Good run?
1914
01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:15,097
Yeah.
1915
01:16:15,863 --> 01:16:17,297
Yeah, fine.
1916
01:16:19,673 --> 01:16:21,576
(SMACKS)
Just gonna shower.
1917
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,704
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1918
01:16:24,839 --> 01:16:25,745
IVY: Hey, Jane.
1919
01:16:28,744 --> 01:16:29,676
He did what?
1920
01:16:29,811 --> 01:16:32,048
(BIRDS CALLING)
1921
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:35,689
You saved a whale?
1922
01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:38,555
I wasn't alone.
1923
01:16:38,790 --> 01:16:40,294
Are you fucking kidding me?
1924
01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:42,987
You're angry
because you hate whales?
1925
01:16:43,123 --> 01:16:45,160
You didn't tell me.
1926
01:16:45,928 --> 01:16:47,635
-No.
-Why not?
1927
01:16:48,698 --> 01:16:49,600
You looked busy.
1928
01:16:50,303 --> 01:16:52,004
Oh, don't play that card.
I asked you how was your run,
1929
01:16:52,139 --> 01:16:55,238
and you said, "Fine,"
not, "Fine, I saved a whale."
1930
01:16:55,374 --> 01:16:56,067
I--
1931
01:16:56,503 --> 01:16:58,239
Just tell me
why you didn't tell me.
1932
01:17:01,109 --> 01:17:02,749
Didn't want you to ruin it.
1933
01:17:03,748 --> 01:17:05,113
How would I ruin it?
1934
01:17:05,516 --> 01:17:08,718
Because you don't take anything
seriously, and it was serious.
1935
01:17:08,854 --> 01:17:11,287
And actually quite spiritual.
1936
01:17:12,023 --> 01:17:14,222
Try me.
I can be deeply spiritual.
1937
01:17:14,357 --> 01:17:16,895
I masturbate
to Deepak Chopra meditations.
1938
01:17:17,030 --> 01:17:19,225
-Think you proved my point.
-Oh, please.
1939
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,762
I know I can be
a bit of an arse,
1940
01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:22,769
but give me a chance.
1941
01:17:26,570 --> 01:17:28,203
(SIGHS)
1942
01:17:30,036 --> 01:17:33,208
Well... (SIGHS)
1943
01:17:36,577 --> 01:17:39,476
I had my hands
on this beautiful creature,
1944
01:17:39,612 --> 01:17:42,756
and it was like
we were communicating.
1945
01:17:45,357 --> 01:17:47,859
As I was standing in the water
with the whale,
1946
01:17:47,995 --> 01:17:50,324
surrounded
by these people, and...
1947
01:17:53,529 --> 01:17:56,330
It just felt like
everything was one.
1948
01:17:57,604 --> 01:18:00,037
Us, the whale, the sea.
1949
01:18:01,136 --> 01:18:03,711
And something happened...
1950
01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:07,539
...deep in our core.
1951
01:18:09,649 --> 01:18:11,543
And it was beautiful.
1952
01:18:13,052 --> 01:18:15,584
And then I was still
standing there,
1953
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:19,392
waist-deep in the water,
watching him swim away.
1954
01:18:19,794 --> 01:18:22,488
-(LIGHT CHEERING)
-(WHALE SPOUTS)
1955
01:18:22,989 --> 01:18:24,193
And...
1956
01:18:25,462 --> 01:18:28,093
I started crying,
just because it was...
1957
01:18:28,228 --> 01:18:30,463
(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)
1958
01:18:34,474 --> 01:18:35,435
I just...
1959
01:18:36,443 --> 01:18:37,712
was happy.
1960
01:18:40,747 --> 01:18:42,607
You cried? That's beautiful.
1961
01:18:44,514 --> 01:18:48,079
And then this question
rose up inside me. (CRIES)
1962
01:18:48,382 --> 01:18:49,821
What was it? This is amazing.
1963
01:18:49,957 --> 01:18:52,156
This is so you.
It's like the old you.
1964
01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:56,489
It was, "You only have one life.
1965
01:18:57,392 --> 01:19:01,296
So why the fuck
are you with Ivy?"
1966
01:19:04,965 --> 01:19:06,301
Jesus.
1967
01:19:07,135 --> 01:19:08,740
I don't mean to be mean.
1968
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:10,271
I've been trying
to push it away,
1969
01:19:10,407 --> 01:19:12,104
'cause I don't wanna
ask the question,
1970
01:19:12,239 --> 01:19:13,510
but I know the answer.
1971
01:19:13,646 --> 01:19:14,548
I have to go.
1972
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:15,875
To somewhere
where you're not talking.
1973
01:19:16,010 --> 01:19:17,646
We're done, Ivy.
1974
01:19:18,049 --> 01:19:19,480
I fucking say when we're done!
1975
01:19:19,749 --> 01:19:22,786
Fuck you and your suicidal
attention-seeking whale friend!
1976
01:19:22,921 --> 01:19:25,291
I'm being serious. We are done.
1977
01:19:25,426 --> 01:19:26,219
Look at us.
1978
01:19:26,788 --> 01:19:29,227
Fine. We're done. But we're done
because I decided it!
1979
01:19:29,363 --> 01:19:30,457
Not you.
1980
01:19:37,503 --> 01:19:39,169
(SIGHS)
1981
01:19:40,671 --> 01:19:42,139
(SNIFFS)
1982
01:19:43,807 --> 01:19:45,241
(EXHALES)
1983
01:19:45,376 --> 01:19:47,472
You are--
You are a good lawyer, right?
1984
01:19:47,608 --> 01:19:50,345
Yeah. I mean,
mostly real estate,
1985
01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,781
but divorce is mostly
about real estate.
1986
01:19:53,217 --> 01:19:54,614
What, so you--
you've never done this?
1987
01:19:54,749 --> 01:19:58,386
Not exactly, but they're
pretty much all the same. Relax.
1988
01:19:59,053 --> 01:20:00,525
(BOTH SIGH)
1989
01:20:00,861 --> 01:20:02,688
-It's a sad day, man.
-Yeah.
1990
01:20:03,324 --> 01:20:05,124
How do you and Amy make it work?
1991
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:07,063
I don't know. Inertia.
1992
01:20:07,199 --> 01:20:09,500
What? I thought
you guys were good.
1993
01:20:09,769 --> 01:20:11,597
No, we are. We're good.
1994
01:20:12,367 --> 01:20:15,271
It's like, when we were young,
1995
01:20:15,406 --> 01:20:16,805
it was like I knew
what she was gonna say
1996
01:20:16,941 --> 01:20:17,869
before she even said it.
1997
01:20:18,005 --> 01:20:18,907
Uh-huh.
1998
01:20:19,477 --> 01:20:21,172
And now, sometimes
I don't know what she said
1999
01:20:21,308 --> 01:20:23,312
even after she says it.
2000
01:20:23,846 --> 01:20:24,748
Right.
2001
01:20:24,884 --> 01:20:27,421
But, you know, I love her.
2002
01:20:27,756 --> 01:20:30,920
So, there's that.
(LAUGHS)
2003
01:20:31,055 --> 01:20:33,291
All right. Let's win this thing.
2004
01:20:33,427 --> 01:20:34,389
Yes.
2005
01:20:35,596 --> 01:20:38,657
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
2006
01:20:39,863 --> 01:20:41,495
Don't talk.
2007
01:20:43,637 --> 01:20:44,671
(DOOR CLOSES)
2008
01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,104
-Bruno, sit.
-Sorry, what is happening?
2009
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:48,775
Eleanor, you cannot
bring in the dog.
2010
01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,369
It's my emotional
support animal.
2011
01:20:50,504 --> 01:20:52,911
-It's a dangerous dog.
-(BARKS)
2012
01:20:53,046 --> 01:20:54,243
Only when it feels
I'm threatened.
2013
01:20:54,378 --> 01:20:56,543
It's a bullshit tactic,
and you know it.
2014
01:20:57,886 --> 01:21:00,217
Isn't this a bit
of a weird cliché?
2015
01:21:00,352 --> 01:21:03,423
You know, the ferocious
divorce lawyer thing.
2016
01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:04,584
Yeah, but just...
2017
01:21:05,758 --> 01:21:07,327
Ivy, is this him?
2018
01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:10,194
Yeah, this is him.
My name's Theo.
2019
01:21:10,930 --> 01:21:12,228
Well, this is a personal aside,
2020
01:21:12,364 --> 01:21:14,594
but the fact she ever
let you fuck her
2021
01:21:14,729 --> 01:21:17,304
should be enough for her
to claim every dollar.
2022
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,896
-Wow.
-Jesus.
2023
01:21:19,231 --> 01:21:21,841
Okay, let me lay it out before
this putz bores me to death.
2024
01:21:21,976 --> 01:21:23,139
She has been living
and supporting
2025
01:21:23,274 --> 01:21:24,778
this bottom-feeding
piece of shit,
2026
01:21:24,914 --> 01:21:27,047
carrying his endless
fucking failures
2027
01:21:27,182 --> 01:21:29,981
and needy, "Mummy help me"
anguish for 15 years.
2028
01:21:30,117 --> 01:21:31,546
So just agree
you'll fuck off now,
2029
01:21:31,681 --> 01:21:33,012
we'll never see you again,
and she'll throw you
2030
01:21:33,147 --> 01:21:34,286
a hundred grand.
2031
01:21:34,655 --> 01:21:35,949
BARRY: Okay. Uh...
2032
01:21:36,852 --> 01:21:40,354
My thoughts, how about we take
25% of the restaurants
2033
01:21:40,490 --> 01:21:42,528
and the house,
and we'll be good?
2034
01:21:43,031 --> 01:21:45,295
Okay, look,
I just want the house.
2035
01:21:45,430 --> 01:21:46,932
-Don't talk.
-You're not having the house.
2036
01:21:47,067 --> 01:21:48,833
Don't talk. Okay,
well that seems
2037
01:21:48,968 --> 01:21:50,067
like in our ballpark, so let's--
2038
01:21:50,369 --> 01:21:52,696
Okay, wait, my client
designed and built
2039
01:21:52,832 --> 01:21:55,208
that award-winning
fucking house,
2040
01:21:55,344 --> 01:21:59,911
that your sociopathic whore hole
of a client now claims as hers.
2041
01:22:00,046 --> 01:22:01,882
-Barry!
-Barry! Whore hole?
2042
01:22:02,118 --> 01:22:03,647
What? I thought the lawyers
were being mean.
2043
01:22:03,782 --> 01:22:04,980
Isn't that-- No?
2044
01:22:05,116 --> 01:22:06,014
It's part of the theater.
2045
01:22:06,517 --> 01:22:08,021
Please don't talk,
it's very undermining.
2046
01:22:08,156 --> 01:22:09,084
Let's be a little bit
more British about this.
2047
01:22:09,219 --> 01:22:10,485
Polite, courteous, rational.
2048
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:11,957
Yeah, 'cause it's not like
it's in our blood
2049
01:22:12,093 --> 01:22:13,420
to pillage, murder,
and enslave
2050
01:22:13,556 --> 01:22:14,893
other cultures
to get what we want.
2051
01:22:15,028 --> 01:22:16,458
-Don't talk.
-Don't talk.
2052
01:22:17,494 --> 01:22:19,730
Okay, we want everything.
The end.
2053
01:22:19,866 --> 01:22:20,896
That's not negotiating.
2054
01:22:21,031 --> 01:22:22,098
No, it's winning.
2055
01:22:22,334 --> 01:22:23,296
Hundred grand,
and he walks out of here
2056
01:22:23,432 --> 01:22:24,703
with his face still attached.
2057
01:22:24,839 --> 01:22:26,567
-Right, Bruno?
-(BARKS)
2058
01:22:28,275 --> 01:22:29,741
(WHISPERS) You can't have
the house, Ivy.
2059
01:22:29,877 --> 01:22:31,276
I designed it. I built it.
2060
01:22:31,578 --> 01:22:33,741
It's all I want. You can have
everything. Everything else.
2061
01:22:33,877 --> 01:22:36,049
I take the house. We walk
out of here, firm handshake,
2062
01:22:36,184 --> 01:22:37,913
-and get on with our lives.
-We'll take it.
2063
01:22:38,048 --> 01:22:39,250
-No.
-No?
2064
01:22:39,385 --> 01:22:41,947
You want the divorce,
I want the house.
2065
01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:43,452
(SIGHS)
2066
01:22:47,124 --> 01:22:48,257
We are winning here.
2067
01:22:48,393 --> 01:22:50,461
You get the company,
buy a new house.
2068
01:22:50,597 --> 01:22:51,488
No.
2069
01:22:51,723 --> 01:22:52,866
I can hear what they're saying.
2070
01:22:53,002 --> 01:22:54,998
Okay, we get the house, too.
The end.
2071
01:22:55,134 --> 01:22:56,866
-No! No deal.
-(BARKS)
2072
01:22:57,002 --> 01:22:59,468
Bruno, sit and shut up.
2073
01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:01,767
(CLEARS THROAT)
2074
01:23:04,779 --> 01:23:05,709
So, what? We're nowhere.
2075
01:23:05,845 --> 01:23:07,179
Looks like it.
2076
01:23:09,374 --> 01:23:11,650
Barry, are you and Amy going
to the Harvest Moon Festival?
2077
01:23:11,786 --> 01:23:12,881
Oh, yeah, Amy loves it.
2078
01:23:13,016 --> 01:23:13,917
I do, too.
2079
01:23:14,553 --> 01:23:16,089
It's a little bit too much
tribal drumming for me
2080
01:23:16,224 --> 01:23:16,785
'cause I have tinnitus,
but we'll be there.
2081
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:17,789
Good.
2082
01:23:18,192 --> 01:23:20,621
Sorry, can we please
focus on us?
2083
01:23:21,287 --> 01:23:22,326
Oh.
2084
01:23:23,028 --> 01:23:24,421
All right. Fine. Yes.
2085
01:23:24,957 --> 01:23:27,166
But I'm speaking
as your friend now.
2086
01:23:29,068 --> 01:23:30,697
Maybe rethink this, guys.
2087
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:32,406
I mean...
2088
01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:36,804
I know a lot has gone down,
but you're great.
2089
01:23:37,373 --> 01:23:38,775
And you're great together.
2090
01:23:39,511 --> 01:23:41,080
I mean, sure,
some days it feels horrible,
2091
01:23:41,216 --> 01:23:42,243
and you want
to skin each other alive,
2092
01:23:42,378 --> 01:23:45,014
but some days it doesn't, right?
2093
01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:46,746
It's nice to have someone.
2094
01:23:47,581 --> 01:23:48,748
And my advice would be...
2095
01:23:49,891 --> 01:23:51,254
try to focus on those days,
2096
01:23:51,389 --> 01:23:52,891
nod when you wanna
shake your head,
2097
01:23:53,027 --> 01:23:54,623
and just say, "What the fuck?"
2098
01:23:55,726 --> 01:23:58,725
And always think of other people
when you have sex.
2099
01:24:00,063 --> 01:24:01,596
That's standard.
2100
01:24:04,367 --> 01:24:05,699
(WHISPERS) You can make it.
2101
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,436
Well, that was
just lovely, Barry.
2102
01:24:11,939 --> 01:24:13,777
We're still getting
the fucking house.
2103
01:24:13,913 --> 01:24:15,280
Let's go, Ivy.
2104
01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:19,449
She's really good...
2105
01:24:20,116 --> 01:24:21,352
...at law.
2106
01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:23,651
(DOOR CLOSES)
2107
01:24:30,532 --> 01:24:33,299
I will pick you apart until
you beg me to take this house.
2108
01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:36,270
Well, I can endure a lot
of misery. That's proven.
2109
01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:39,003
You have no idea how nice
I've been to you, mister.
2110
01:24:39,138 --> 01:24:40,807
I'm getting the house, Ivy.
2111
01:24:40,943 --> 01:24:42,840
I designed it, and I built it.
2112
01:24:42,975 --> 01:24:44,610
And I paid for it.
2113
01:24:44,745 --> 01:24:46,575
(EXHALES)
2114
01:25:03,863 --> 01:25:05,231
(EXHALES)
2115
01:25:10,095 --> 01:25:11,700
-What are you burning?
-Your cookbooks.
2116
01:25:11,836 --> 01:25:15,169
Ooh, this is a 1907
first edition of Escoffier,
2117
01:25:15,305 --> 01:25:17,701
French wanker cookbook.
2118
01:25:17,836 --> 01:25:19,012
This one I've covered in brandy,
2119
01:25:19,315 --> 01:25:21,308
so I think
the correct term is, "flambé."
2120
01:25:21,844 --> 01:25:23,083
-(GASPS)
-(PHONE RING TONE ON SPEAKER)
2121
01:25:23,352 --> 01:25:25,219
HAL: Incoming call
from Hattie and Roy.
2122
01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:26,883
-Have you told them?
-I didn't have the heart.
2123
01:25:27,018 --> 01:25:28,245
Me neither.
2124
01:25:28,748 --> 01:25:30,515
-Answer.
-(SPEAKER DINGS)
2125
01:25:30,651 --> 01:25:32,117
ROY: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
2126
01:25:32,253 --> 01:25:33,258
Hi!
2127
01:25:33,527 --> 01:25:36,460
Hey. We hear
you're getting divorced.
2128
01:25:37,489 --> 01:25:38,389
How?
2129
01:25:38,658 --> 01:25:39,991
Barry's Instagram.
2130
01:25:42,663 --> 01:25:44,094
We're so happy for you.
2131
01:25:44,663 --> 01:25:45,629
-You...
-What?
2132
01:25:45,865 --> 01:25:47,173
We've dreamed about this.
2133
01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:49,400
HATTIE: We just want to say
we admire your courage
2134
01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:52,510
to release each other from
the nightmarish death spiral
2135
01:25:52,645 --> 01:25:54,678
that you've been in
for the past decade.
2136
01:25:55,248 --> 01:25:57,677
Ah. Gotta run. Literally. 32k.
2137
01:25:57,813 --> 01:25:58,914
-Love you! Bye!
-Talk to you.
2138
01:25:59,049 --> 01:26:00,385
(DING)
2139
01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:05,659
THEO: What is that?
2140
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:07,890
Oh. I'm burning your green moss.
2141
01:26:08,259 --> 01:26:09,325
Lovely color smoke.
2142
01:26:09,694 --> 01:26:12,232
You wouldn't get that
from American moss.
2143
01:26:16,002 --> 01:26:18,005
Mm. (SCREAMS)
2144
01:26:18,541 --> 01:26:21,905
Hey, Hal. Play polka at full
volume on loop in room 14.
2145
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,475
No Ivy override.
2146
01:26:23,611 --> 01:26:25,143
( WHO STOLE THE KEESHKA?
BY FRANKIE YANKOVIC PLAYS)
2147
01:26:25,279 --> 01:26:29,414
(SCREAMS)
Hal! Turn it off!
2148
01:26:29,549 --> 01:26:31,851
-Lock door of room 14.
-Hal! Turn it off!
2149
01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:34,078
-For five hours.
-Theo!
2150
01:26:34,713 --> 01:26:37,089
You asshole! Theo!
2151
01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:39,116
-Turn volume down, Hal.
-IVY: Oh, my God!
2152
01:26:39,251 --> 01:26:41,358
Ivy, here's an agreement
giving me the house.
2153
01:26:41,494 --> 01:26:43,021
-Please sign it.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
2154
01:26:43,290 --> 01:26:45,054
Full volume please, Hal.
Sorry, darling. Can't hear you.
2155
01:26:45,190 --> 01:26:47,194
I'm going to do a shit
on your pillow!
2156
01:26:47,329 --> 01:26:48,466
Fuck you!
2157
01:26:49,202 --> 01:26:51,197
-Amy?
-Hi. You okay?
2158
01:26:51,332 --> 01:26:52,036
Um...
2159
01:26:52,905 --> 01:26:54,797
Barry was worried you guys were
trying to destroy each other.
2160
01:26:54,933 --> 01:26:56,410
(SIGHS) Only if necessary.
2161
01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:59,769
I'm hoping she'll see reason
when her ears start bleeding.
2162
01:26:59,905 --> 01:27:00,780
(POLKA CONTINUES, MUFFLED)
2163
01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:01,980
Gotta check your energy.
2164
01:27:02,115 --> 01:27:03,341
Excuse me.
-Mm-hmm.
2165
01:27:03,476 --> 01:27:04,541
Sorry.
2166
01:27:05,211 --> 01:27:08,119
Oh. That's very dark, Theo.
Very dark.
2167
01:27:08,455 --> 01:27:11,315
I need it, Amy.
I am getting the house.
2168
01:27:11,451 --> 01:27:15,862
But what's a house compared
to the house that is our bodies?
2169
01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:20,100
Maybe you gotta drive to Mexico
with a friend.
2170
01:27:20,369 --> 01:27:24,134
And we take peyote.
We drink tequila.
2171
01:27:24,269 --> 01:27:26,471
And we rub and we rub.
2172
01:27:26,606 --> 01:27:31,202
And then we get taco after taco
after taco.
2173
01:27:31,704 --> 01:27:33,238
Muy caliente.
2174
01:27:33,374 --> 01:27:36,873
Okay. Thank you for the kind
offer, if confused metaphor,
2175
01:27:37,009 --> 01:27:39,451
but I am not leaving my house.
2176
01:27:42,614 --> 01:27:44,657
(SNIFFS)
2177
01:27:45,526 --> 01:27:49,356
Would you really just
up and leave Barry?
2178
01:27:49,959 --> 01:27:52,497
Leave Barry? What? (LAUGHS)
No, no, no.
2179
01:27:52,633 --> 01:27:55,434
I'm looking for one night
of strange, okay?
2180
01:27:55,569 --> 01:27:58,136
So that I can forget
that I'm 40-whatever
2181
01:27:58,271 --> 01:28:00,404
and my face is melting off.
2182
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:02,373
And my organs
are probably brewing up
2183
01:28:02,509 --> 01:28:05,235
a Stage 4 somethin'
as we speak.
2184
01:28:05,370 --> 01:28:08,271
But, I know who I want
driving me to chemo
2185
01:28:08,406 --> 01:28:11,378
and that's my big, dumb,
stupid husband, Barry.
2186
01:28:11,513 --> 01:28:13,285
(POLKA CONTINUES)
2187
01:28:13,421 --> 01:28:15,718
Anyway, call me
when you get rational.
2188
01:28:18,116 --> 01:28:20,320
-(INHALES)
-(DOOR CLOSES)
2189
01:28:20,455 --> 01:28:23,389
♪ Who stole the keeshka?
Who stole the keeshka? ♪
2190
01:28:23,525 --> 01:28:27,191
♪ Who stole the keeshka?
Won't you bring it back? ♪
2191
01:28:27,901 --> 01:28:28,826
(SIGHS)
2192
01:28:29,195 --> 01:28:30,495
THEO, IMITATING IVY:
Hal, it's Ivy.
2193
01:28:30,631 --> 01:28:32,229
Yes, Ivy.
2194
01:28:33,465 --> 01:28:35,501
(IMITATING IVY) Can you
open my calendar, please?
2195
01:28:35,636 --> 01:28:36,737
JANE: Oh, fuck.
2196
01:28:36,939 --> 01:28:38,202
All our fish orders
are cancelled
2197
01:28:38,337 --> 01:28:40,646
for the entire chain
across the country?
2198
01:28:41,048 --> 01:28:41,972
My diary's blank.
2199
01:28:42,208 --> 01:28:43,509
-JANE: For today?
-IVY: Every day.
2200
01:28:43,645 --> 01:28:45,111
Um, why have we ordered
2201
01:28:45,246 --> 01:28:47,780
2 tons of Cheez Whiz
and 4 tons of marshmallow?
2202
01:28:47,915 --> 01:28:49,155
-Fucker.
-JEFFREY: It's exciting.
2203
01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:51,523
Whatever it is.
You mad genius.
2204
01:28:55,687 --> 01:28:56,720
Ow!
2205
01:28:56,856 --> 01:28:58,264
Oh, good. You're awake.
2206
01:28:58,399 --> 01:29:00,701
Look I've been
teaching myself AI.
2207
01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,161
It's you.
2208
01:29:02,330 --> 01:29:06,464
Let me tell you a funny,
funny secret. Shh.
2209
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:10,205
I deliberately fucked
the building up. (CHUCKLES)
2210
01:29:10,340 --> 01:29:14,008
Yep. I engineered it to come
apart, like fucking Lego.
2211
01:29:14,143 --> 01:29:16,007
People have
to learn nothing's solid.
2212
01:29:16,143 --> 01:29:18,116
-Apart from this rock.
-(BURNING)
2213
01:29:18,252 --> 01:29:20,186
Is-- Is that a crack pipe?
2214
01:29:20,622 --> 01:29:23,421
(SIGHS) It's called deepfake.
Isn't it fun?
2215
01:29:23,557 --> 01:29:25,084
Also, the end
of Western civilization.
2216
01:29:25,219 --> 01:29:26,719
Ivy, what are you doing with...
Is that my--
2217
01:29:26,855 --> 01:29:28,187
Your phone? Yeah, well feared.
2218
01:29:28,456 --> 01:29:31,295
I'm going to send this to
all of your clients captioned,
2219
01:29:31,430 --> 01:29:32,627
"Smoke the truth, bitches."
2220
01:29:32,996 --> 01:29:34,628
Unless you sign
the house over to me now.
2221
01:29:34,763 --> 01:29:36,292
-Funny. You--
-Ooh!
2222
01:29:36,428 --> 01:29:38,504
-Too slow! (CHUCKLES)
-(MAIL WHOOSHES)
2223
01:29:39,105 --> 01:29:40,006
Oh, fuck.
2224
01:29:40,142 --> 01:29:41,703
You look cute when beaten.
2225
01:29:41,838 --> 01:29:44,301
Hey, how you doing?
Eat more food.
2226
01:29:44,436 --> 01:29:46,572
Hi. Thank you so much.
So nice to see you.
2227
01:29:46,707 --> 01:29:48,745
(CELL PHONE DINGS)
2228
01:29:49,511 --> 01:29:50,447
Hi, Ivy.
2229
01:29:51,216 --> 01:29:54,654
Every winter,
I get this wart
between my toes.
2230
01:29:54,790 --> 01:29:59,188
It's fucking brilliant when
grated into your ragu.
2231
01:29:59,323 --> 01:30:02,520
Add in the simple mushroom.
Shroomy-shroom-shroom-shrooms!
2232
01:30:02,656 --> 01:30:06,261
Sign the fucking papers, Ivy,
or it will never end.
2233
01:30:06,396 --> 01:30:07,266
Jesus, no!
2234
01:30:07,702 --> 01:30:09,831
THEO: And the mole.
Well, it's brown.
2235
01:30:09,967 --> 01:30:12,667
-Mole is go.
-No! No go. Mole is no go.
2236
01:30:13,169 --> 01:30:15,233
-What are you doing?
-Who's had the mushrooms?
2237
01:30:16,472 --> 01:30:17,109
Everybody.
2238
01:30:17,244 --> 01:30:21,613
(SLOW MOTION GROANING)
2239
01:30:22,649 --> 01:30:24,807
No, no! Absolutely not.
Don't eat it.
2240
01:30:25,143 --> 01:30:26,309
No, don't. Give me those!
2241
01:30:26,444 --> 01:30:27,920
No, sorry.
(SHRIEKS) Don't eat that!
2242
01:30:28,055 --> 01:30:29,748
No, no, no, no.
2243
01:30:29,884 --> 01:30:31,418
Put your clothes back on!
2244
01:30:31,554 --> 01:30:32,684
(SLOWED DOWN)
2245
01:30:32,819 --> 01:30:34,793
Stop being gross!
2246
01:30:35,295 --> 01:30:37,530
Don't fucking eat it!
2247
01:30:41,134 --> 01:30:42,101
Not working?
2248
01:30:42,803 --> 01:30:45,497
Restaurant closed
by health order, so night off.
2249
01:30:45,632 --> 01:30:46,506
Shame.
2250
01:30:46,908 --> 01:30:47,865
You?
2251
01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:50,504
-Got fired by all my clients.
-Sweet.
2252
01:30:50,639 --> 01:30:51,604
That looks great.
2253
01:30:51,740 --> 01:30:52,873
Stinging nettle risotto
2254
01:30:53,309 --> 01:30:54,880
just like the one we had
in that little place in Italy.
2255
01:30:55,015 --> 01:30:56,109
Here.
2256
01:30:59,353 --> 01:31:01,246
-Mm. Stunning.
-That?
2257
01:31:01,381 --> 01:31:04,183
Black forest from Dennings.
Yes, you may.
2258
01:31:13,898 --> 01:31:15,161
Let me design you
an amazing house
2259
01:31:15,296 --> 01:31:17,229
many, many thousands
of miles from here,
2260
01:31:17,364 --> 01:31:19,562
and then you give me the deed
for this house.
2261
01:31:19,697 --> 01:31:23,004
We can even have nostalgic
one-time goodbye sex.
2262
01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:26,172
Then admit we had a good run
and then went into a ditch,
2263
01:31:26,307 --> 01:31:29,140
which disfigured us
and killed our love.
2264
01:31:29,476 --> 01:31:32,378
But that now, we're going
into a new phase.
2265
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:33,986
A happier life.
2266
01:31:34,422 --> 01:31:35,784
What's in that? Is this, um...
2267
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:37,816
Raspberries?
Yes. I laced them in.
2268
01:31:38,252 --> 01:31:40,056
But the taste of cherries
masks it well,
2269
01:31:40,192 --> 01:31:43,024
but then again, you do have
a famously brilliant palate.
2270
01:31:45,062 --> 01:31:48,093
Oh, shit. You're allergic,
aren't you?
2271
01:31:48,495 --> 01:31:51,332
Oh, don't panic.
It's all in hand, my darling.
2272
01:31:51,468 --> 01:31:55,436
Here is the epinephrine that's
the solution to your problem.
2273
01:31:55,571 --> 01:31:56,673
What are you...
2274
01:31:56,875 --> 01:31:58,703
And here is
a fresh new contract,
2275
01:31:59,106 --> 01:32:00,939
signing the house over to me.
2276
01:32:01,075 --> 01:32:02,979
You prick. I can't believe...
2277
01:32:03,115 --> 01:32:05,384
We really do need to be apart.
This is unbearable.
2278
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:08,487
It's simple.
Sign that. I stab you with this.
2279
01:32:08,623 --> 01:32:10,349
-We move on with our lives.
-Never.
2280
01:32:10,484 --> 01:32:12,482
I really do think it is
the best solution for us.
2281
01:32:12,617 --> 01:32:14,420
If you die,
I inherit the house anyway.
2282
01:32:14,556 --> 01:32:18,422
So, either way, it's a elegant
win-win situation for me.
2283
01:32:18,557 --> 01:32:22,397
(SIGHS) Ivy. Christ.
Just sign the paper.
2284
01:32:22,532 --> 01:32:24,094
(CHOKING)
2285
01:32:24,230 --> 01:32:27,266
Don't be crazy. Just sign it!
2286
01:32:28,869 --> 01:32:30,236
Thank Christ.
2287
01:32:31,607 --> 01:32:33,404
(GASPS, INHALES)
2288
01:32:34,273 --> 01:32:36,341
-(THEO SIGHS)
-(GASPING)
2289
01:32:37,349 --> 01:32:38,414
(EXHALES)
2290
01:32:38,550 --> 01:32:39,647
You would've let me die.
2291
01:32:39,783 --> 01:32:42,317
No. I knew you'd sign it.
2292
01:32:42,552 --> 01:32:43,681
And I thank you.
2293
01:32:44,050 --> 01:32:45,882
-Who?
-What?
2294
01:32:46,017 --> 01:32:47,484
Thank who?
2295
01:32:50,528 --> 01:32:51,455
THEO: Zendaya?
2296
01:32:53,969 --> 01:32:55,360
(SIGHS)
2297
01:32:56,467 --> 01:32:58,638
(PANTING SOFTLY)
2298
01:33:00,732 --> 01:33:04,006
You know I was never
gonna let you die, Ivy. I--
2299
01:33:08,145 --> 01:33:09,339
If you're looking
for the white flags,
2300
01:33:09,475 --> 01:33:11,475
I think they're
in the dressing room.
2301
01:33:14,352 --> 01:33:15,512
(CLICKS)
2302
01:33:17,158 --> 01:33:18,658
(CLEARS THROAT)
2303
01:33:19,524 --> 01:33:20,591
Starting to think
2304
01:33:21,026 --> 01:33:22,187
that things are getting
a little out of hand.
2305
01:33:22,322 --> 01:33:23,757
-Oh, you think?
-Just an instinct.
2306
01:33:23,892 --> 01:33:25,197
Put the gun away, Ivy.
2307
01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:26,661
You need to leave, Theo.
2308
01:33:26,797 --> 01:33:27,826
Or what? You'll shoot me?
2309
01:33:27,962 --> 01:33:29,094
Well, not if you leave.
2310
01:33:29,430 --> 01:33:30,597
I'm pretty sure
we never loaded it anyway--
2311
01:33:30,732 --> 01:33:31,867
(GUNSHOT)
2312
01:33:32,003 --> 01:33:33,969
-Pretty sure we did.
-Jesus! Ivy!
2313
01:33:34,104 --> 01:33:35,836
-Leave, Theo!
-What have you become?
2314
01:33:35,972 --> 01:33:37,310
I mean, just look at yourself!
2315
01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:38,608
IVY: Don't you think I know?
2316
01:33:39,177 --> 01:33:40,976
Trying to love you
has made me bent and distorted
2317
01:33:41,112 --> 01:33:42,908
because you're a fucking
impossible person!
2318
01:33:43,044 --> 01:33:44,109
Of course, you have a gun
2319
01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:45,783
because you are
fucking reckless, Ivy!
2320
01:33:45,919 --> 01:33:48,084
That's what's killed us.
Your selfishness.
2321
01:33:48,219 --> 01:33:50,151
Endless late night drinking
with the waiters.
2322
01:33:50,287 --> 01:33:52,656
Fucking millions of choices
that weren't us!
2323
01:33:52,959 --> 01:33:54,792
(GASPS) Oh!
When I should've been here
2324
01:33:54,928 --> 01:33:56,659
watching you masturbate
over French tiles
2325
01:33:56,794 --> 01:33:58,059
while burnishing your self image
2326
01:33:58,361 --> 01:34:00,497
by rebuilding our children
and this fucking house!
2327
01:34:00,632 --> 01:34:01,832
-(GUNSHOT)
-(GASPS)
2328
01:34:01,968 --> 01:34:03,864
You abandoned me.
I had to have something!
2329
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,069
You never looked at me, Theo.
2330
01:34:06,205 --> 01:34:08,468
Some nights I'd wait an hour,
maybe two, thinking,
2331
01:34:08,604 --> 01:34:11,034
"Is he gonna look at me? Does he
fucking want to know who I am?"
2332
01:34:11,170 --> 01:34:12,402
I knew who you were.
2333
01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:14,804
I just didn't fucking care
for it anymore.
2334
01:34:15,974 --> 01:34:18,542
I didn't even do that one, but
it felt like appropriate timing.
2335
01:34:18,978 --> 01:34:20,080
Ah! Shit!
2336
01:34:20,249 --> 01:34:21,517
Remember, this
is a hair trigger.
2337
01:34:21,653 --> 01:34:22,620
It's very dangerous!
2338
01:34:22,989 --> 01:34:25,383
-I'd leave if I was you, Theo.
-(GRUNTS)
2339
01:34:25,518 --> 01:34:27,891
Fuck!
You're just making me madder!
2340
01:34:28,126 --> 01:34:29,892
Ivy. We both have said things
we didn't mean.
2341
01:34:30,028 --> 01:34:31,955
-I meant them!
-I meant them too!
2342
01:34:32,090 --> 01:34:32,991
(CLATTERS)
2343
01:34:33,494 --> 01:34:34,730
Oh, my God!
You don't care if I'm dead!
2344
01:34:34,866 --> 01:34:36,765
You've got a fucking gun, Ivy!
2345
01:34:36,900 --> 01:34:38,734
I've got fruit and utensils.
2346
01:34:38,870 --> 01:34:40,197
Yeah, thanks for reminding me!
2347
01:34:40,533 --> 01:34:43,136
Julia Child's
fucking ugly stove!
2348
01:34:43,271 --> 01:34:45,804
Not the stove!
Not that! No! Not that!
2349
01:34:45,940 --> 01:34:47,076
Drop the gun!
2350
01:34:48,043 --> 01:34:51,315
Okay! Are you fucking crazy?
2351
01:34:51,450 --> 01:34:52,642
Hal, lights off.
2352
01:34:53,951 --> 01:34:55,348
-(GUNSHOT)
-(ITEMS SHATTER)
2353
01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:57,920
(GRUNTS)
2354
01:34:58,056 --> 01:34:59,584
-(GUNSHOT)
-IVY: Hal, lights up.
2355
01:34:59,886 --> 01:35:01,090
Whoa!
2356
01:35:07,261 --> 01:35:09,659
-(GUNSHOT)
-(SHATTERS)
2357
01:35:11,832 --> 01:35:12,768
Oh!
2358
01:35:13,270 --> 01:35:15,302
I hit it! I hit it!
I aimed and I hit it!
2359
01:35:15,437 --> 01:35:17,304
(PANTING)
Ivy. You're being ridiculous.
2360
01:35:17,439 --> 01:35:19,808
Just give me the house.
You get the business.
2361
01:35:19,944 --> 01:35:21,273
We both get something we love.
2362
01:35:21,409 --> 01:35:23,545
I should be
the something you love!
2363
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:24,713
You were.
2364
01:35:25,116 --> 01:35:27,182
You were fucking
everything to me.
2365
01:35:27,317 --> 01:35:29,017
You stopped.
You're not supposed to stop.
2366
01:35:29,153 --> 01:35:30,621
-You stopped.
-You stopped first!
2367
01:35:30,756 --> 01:35:32,184
-I never stopped!
-Liar!
2368
01:35:32,319 --> 01:35:33,755
-(GRUNTING)
-Slow down!
2369
01:35:34,258 --> 01:35:35,827
-THEO: Hal, lock door.
-Hal, unlock door.
2370
01:35:35,962 --> 01:35:38,197
-THEO: Hal, lock door.
-Unlock door!
2371
01:35:38,632 --> 01:35:39,693
-(HISSES)
-(SCREAMS)
2372
01:35:39,828 --> 01:35:41,064
Hal, lock door.
2373
01:35:43,065 --> 01:35:45,134
-(EXHALES)
-(PANTING)
2374
01:35:47,734 --> 01:35:50,502
Did you mean what you just said,
that you never stopped?
2375
01:35:50,771 --> 01:35:53,444
Or just the fact I was chasing
you with a gun, right?
2376
01:35:53,580 --> 01:35:56,244
No. No, I meant it.
2377
01:35:57,781 --> 01:35:59,550
Why leave me then?
2378
01:36:00,152 --> 01:36:02,782
Because you hated me,
and I couldn't bear it.
2379
01:36:02,917 --> 01:36:04,454
I didn't.
2380
01:36:05,024 --> 01:36:06,789
You didn't seem to be
in enough pain
2381
01:36:06,924 --> 01:36:08,289
for what had happened to us.
2382
01:36:08,790 --> 01:36:09,686
I was.
2383
01:36:10,693 --> 01:36:11,655
I am.
2384
01:36:12,399 --> 01:36:13,294
It's just...
2385
01:36:14,462 --> 01:36:17,434
It's just hard to show it,
you know?
2386
01:36:17,703 --> 01:36:19,135
Difficult to see it.
2387
01:36:20,336 --> 01:36:22,800
-Hal, unlock door.
-(LOCK CLICKS)
2388
01:36:23,102 --> 01:36:26,043
(PANTING)
2389
01:36:33,054 --> 01:36:36,053
Truth is, I doubt
I could live without you anyway.
2390
01:36:37,721 --> 01:36:38,715
And I, you.
2391
01:36:39,892 --> 01:36:42,020
So, murder suicide pact then?
2392
01:36:42,356 --> 01:36:45,729
-(LAUGHS)
-(CHUCKLES)
2393
01:36:45,864 --> 01:36:48,693
(SIGHS) We're so good at words.
2394
01:36:48,828 --> 01:36:51,467
And yet we could never find
the ones we needed.
2395
01:36:51,969 --> 01:36:53,504
-(GROANS)
-(GRUNTS)
2396
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:55,165
I was careless with you.
2397
01:36:55,768 --> 01:36:58,643
You were hurt and I was
so lost in my own pain
2398
01:36:58,778 --> 01:37:00,411
that I couldn't get to you.
2399
01:37:00,546 --> 01:37:02,414
I was cruel.
2400
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:03,948
I thought we were impregnable,
2401
01:37:04,083 --> 01:37:05,317
and you were my person
in the world.
2402
01:37:05,453 --> 01:37:06,710
I'm so sorry.
2403
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:10,285
(SIGHS)
2404
01:37:12,657 --> 01:37:13,622
Oh, jeez.
2405
01:37:13,758 --> 01:37:15,389
Jesus indeed.
2406
01:37:15,791 --> 01:37:17,094
(SIGHS)
2407
01:37:17,928 --> 01:37:19,594
I mean, we nearly...
2408
01:37:20,230 --> 01:37:22,926
(GASPS) I know.
(CHUCKLES QUIETLY)
2409
01:37:23,062 --> 01:37:24,134
(GASPS)
2410
01:37:24,637 --> 01:37:26,202
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2411
01:37:27,005 --> 01:37:29,606
-Fucking hell!
-(LAUGHS)
2412
01:37:30,275 --> 01:37:32,107
If you didn't throw
like a winded toddler.
2413
01:37:32,243 --> 01:37:34,907
Or you shoot
like a confused mole.
2414
01:37:35,042 --> 01:37:36,178
(CHUCKLES)
2415
01:37:36,447 --> 01:37:38,177
Brave of you still to appear
like that though.
2416
01:37:38,313 --> 01:37:42,614
I wanted to try one last time.
2417
01:37:44,622 --> 01:37:46,853
It's terrifying how close
we came to losing each other.
2418
01:37:46,988 --> 01:37:48,290
(EXHALES)
2419
01:37:49,023 --> 01:37:52,294
(HISSING)
2420
01:37:57,735 --> 01:37:58,867
What a day.
2421
01:37:59,002 --> 01:38:01,204
(CHUCKLES) What a day.
2422
01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:02,839
Lucky us.
2423
01:38:02,975 --> 01:38:04,605
-Lucky us.
-(CHUCKLES)
2424
01:38:05,208 --> 01:38:07,243
-Always have been.
-Mm.
2425
01:38:08,079 --> 01:38:10,147
-Remember when we met?
-Mm.
2426
01:38:11,045 --> 01:38:12,281
Good day.
2427
01:38:22,596 --> 01:38:24,029
Death do us part.
2428
01:38:26,028 --> 01:38:27,432
Death do us part.
2429
01:38:27,568 --> 01:38:29,595
(GAS HISSING)
2430
01:38:37,573 --> 01:38:41,376
Hal... play our song
and light the fire.
2431
01:38:42,549 --> 01:38:45,314
(CLICKING)
2432
01:38:52,688 --> 01:38:54,554
( HAPPY TOGETHER
BY HOFFS AND WAINWRIGHT PLAYS)
2433
01:38:56,159 --> 01:38:57,958
♪ Imagine me and you ♪
2434
01:38:58,093 --> 01:38:59,194
♪ I do ♪
2435
01:38:59,630 --> 01:39:01,865
♪ I think about you
Day and night ♪
2436
01:39:02,001 --> 01:39:03,366
♪ It's only right ♪
2437
01:39:03,502 --> 01:39:06,068
♪ To think about
The boy you love ♪
2438
01:39:06,203 --> 01:39:07,599
♪ And hold him tight ♪
2439
01:39:07,734 --> 01:39:11,444
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2440
01:39:11,947 --> 01:39:13,877
♪ If I should call you up ♪
2441
01:39:14,013 --> 01:39:15,378
♪ Invest a dime ♪
2442
01:39:15,513 --> 01:39:17,816
♪ And you say
You belong to me ♪
2443
01:39:17,951 --> 01:39:19,382
♪ And ease my mind ♪
2444
01:39:19,518 --> 01:39:21,950
♪ Imagine how
The world could be ♪
2445
01:39:22,086 --> 01:39:23,646
♪ So very fine ♪
2446
01:39:23,781 --> 01:39:27,224
♪ So happy together ♪
2447
01:39:28,427 --> 01:39:33,458
♪ I can't see me
Lovin' nobody but you ♪
2448
01:39:33,593 --> 01:39:36,593
♪ For all my life ♪
2449
01:39:36,728 --> 01:39:38,203
♪ When you're with me ♪
2450
01:39:38,338 --> 01:39:41,466
♪ Baby, the skies'll
Be blue ♪
2451
01:39:41,601 --> 01:39:44,109
♪ For all my life ♪
2452
01:39:44,245 --> 01:39:47,069
♪ Me and you
And you and me ♪
2453
01:39:47,204 --> 01:39:49,340
♪ No matter how
They toss the dice ♪
2454
01:39:49,476 --> 01:39:51,050
♪ It has to be ♪
2455
01:39:51,185 --> 01:39:53,114
♪ The only one
For me is you ♪
2456
01:39:53,250 --> 01:39:55,117
♪ And you for me ♪
2457
01:39:55,252 --> 01:39:59,482
♪ So happy together ♪
2458
01:40:00,218 --> 01:40:04,863
♪ I can't see me lovin'
Nobody but you ♪
2459
01:40:04,998 --> 01:40:08,166
♪ For all my life ♪
2460
01:40:08,301 --> 01:40:09,960
♪ When you're
With me ♪
2461
01:40:10,095 --> 01:40:12,805
♪ Baby the skies'll
Be blue ♪
2462
01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:16,031
♪ For all my life ♪
2463
01:40:16,167 --> 01:40:18,870
♪ Me and you
And you and me ♪
2464
01:40:19,005 --> 01:40:21,471
♪ No matter how
They toss the dice ♪
2465
01:40:21,607 --> 01:40:22,873
♪ It has to be ♪
2466
01:40:23,008 --> 01:40:24,849
♪ The only one
For me is you ♪
2467
01:40:24,985 --> 01:40:26,777
♪ And you for me ♪
2468
01:40:26,912 --> 01:40:31,189
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2469
01:40:32,384 --> 01:40:35,688
(VOCALIZING)
2470
01:40:50,036 --> 01:40:52,343
♪ Me and you
And you and me ♪
2471
01:40:52,478 --> 01:40:54,977
♪ No matter how
They toss the dice ♪
2472
01:40:55,113 --> 01:40:56,412
♪ It has to be ♪
2473
01:40:56,547 --> 01:40:58,542
♪ The only one
For me is you ♪
2474
01:40:58,678 --> 01:41:00,613
♪ And you for me ♪
2475
01:41:00,748 --> 01:41:04,153
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2476
01:41:04,455 --> 01:41:08,185
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2477
01:41:08,888 --> 01:41:12,091
♪ How is
The weather? ♪
2478
01:41:12,727 --> 01:41:15,866
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2479
01:41:16,402 --> 01:41:19,670
♪ We're happy
Together ♪
2480
01:41:20,372 --> 01:41:24,167
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2481
01:41:24,803 --> 01:41:27,845
♪ Happy together ♪
2482
01:41:28,314 --> 01:41:31,649
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2483
01:41:32,285 --> 01:41:35,748
♪ So happy
Together ♪
2484
01:41:41,228 --> 01:41:42,484
THEO: It's not
gonna fall.
2485
01:41:43,087 --> 01:41:44,321
THEO: It's not
gonna fall.
2486
01:41:44,890 --> 01:41:46,157
BARRY:
I think it might.
2487
01:41:46,893 --> 01:41:48,160
THEO: It's not
gonna fall.
2488
01:41:48,763 --> 01:41:49,800
THEO: It's not
gonna fall.
2489
01:41:50,270 --> 01:41:51,570
BARRY: Don't
film my friend.
2490
01:41:52,239 --> 01:41:53,495
THEO: It's not
gonna fall.
2491
01:41:54,098 --> 01:41:55,332
THEO: It's not
gonna fall.
2492
01:41:55,901 --> 01:41:57,209
It's not
gonna fall.
2493
01:41:58,010 --> 01:42:00,245
That fucking sail!